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Urban Dictionary Names

Urban Dictionary Names are what you get when you let 9-12 year old girls define their names on Urban Dictionary.
Ah, Urban Dictionary Names...
Example: "Kiki
A girl who's shy and beautiful. Usually she's quiet, but once you get to know her she becomes the nicest and best friend you'll ever know."
"You dick twitches, I could have put any name there and the girls with that name would have been like 'OMG THAT'S SO ME!'"
( Also see Dick Twitch )
by Hesebe August 3, 2016
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Urban Dictionary Names

A place to submit your name and write great lies about yourself. Mostly used to cheer yourself up, because if you search ANY name, it will only be positive descriptions.
(In Urban Dictionary Names)
Jimmy,
A fun loving guy who can make anyone laugh. He is really great and always will Slay Vag 24/7.

That's BS. Jimmy is a 31 year old virgin who lives in his mother's basement.
by ExtremeSlayerOfJimmyRustle April 28, 2014
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Urban dictionary names

The part of the popular urban dictionary website in which people add definitions of names. These people are usually too far up there own arse to write about any other names apart from their own resulting in every name posted having the same generic definition along the lines of "Coolest person in the world" rendering the whole idea of that section of the website useless.
Urban dictionary names possible definitions:
Bob - "Coolest guy everrrrrrrrrrrr! ooo I love my name"

Becky - "Hottest chick everrrrrr! ooooo im currently fingering myself infront of a mirror"

Daniel - "That guy everyone loves at a party.... everrrrrr! I eat my own shit"
by ihatepeople23214 April 5, 2013
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Names in Urban Dictionary

People who have such a large goddamn egos, that they jerk themselves to the fucking point that they right Urban Dictionary definitions for their name, only to than screenshot it and send it to a friend.
"All the Names in Urban Dictionary are so acurate"
".... Your fucking r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d"
by BigFactsMan November 2, 2018
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Urban Dictionary Names

The definitions that ruin this site.
The people that write these are usually preteen girls that need to feel special so they define themselves as a marry sue thinking people will like her.
The only thing they do is clog the decision page, so instead of looking at actually not terrible definitions you get one of these every 5 clicks.
(Insert name): (certain named induvidual) IS A GREAT GIRL THAT HAS ALOT OF FRIENDS AND GETS ALL THE BOYS WITH THE REALLY HUGE DICKS, DID I MENTION SHE IS A SEX GODDDDDD RAWR XDDD
WAY MORE THAN (Insert name of person the induvidual hates), WHO IS DATING (some fucking jock), FUCK YOU!!11!!!!11!1!!!!

Urban dictionary names, when you are just that fucking pathetic
by Densest April 23, 2017
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Names section of the Urban Dictionary

I want to rant. Just hear me out. Rant starting in 3...2...1...

GOO!!!

I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING THEIR OWN NAMES MEAN SOMETHING ON THIS WEBSITE!! HOW BAD DO YOUR LIVES HAVE TO BE FOR YOU TO REACH A POINT WHERE YOU DON'T FEEL LOVED ENOUGH? DO YOU REALLY THINK OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO GIVE YOU ATTENTION WHEN YOU DON'T NEED IT?!? THE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT ARE SELF-ABSORBED FUCKS WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LIVES OF OTHERS AND WANT TO FEEL APPRECIATED WHEN YOU ALREADY ARE!! YOOOUUU MATTER!!!!!!!!!!! SO STOP BEING ON YOUR STUPID COMPUTER AND GO OUT AND HELP SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE!!!

.....RANT OVER.....

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Ok im done
I hate when people search for the Names section of the Urban Dictionary
by Lauretta Rose June 13, 2016
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