Nokialand

commonly refered to Finland being as the makers of nokiamobile phones and not much else,except winners of Eurovision Song Contest 2006, finns are mostly racist drunken tribal society,rude & territorial and really dont like outsiders/foreigners having fun due to lack of any sense of humour,if you believe what others have reported.oh yeah! rubbish @ hockey.

nokialand home of Santa Claus and Rudolf the red nosed reindeer.

by mohair July 14, 2007

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Nokia

A Finnish mobile phone manufacturer. Their phones are world renowned for being incredibly durable.

Hey Alex I just dropped my Nokia down four flights of concrete stairs and into the pool.

Oh that sucks...

I know, now when I text the 5 key makes a little squishy noise.

BEST PHONES EVER

by mtl007 October 31, 2008

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Nookit

To download an e-book onto one's nook.

Daniel: Oh dear, it seems I don't have a copy of The Book of Mormon.
Mac: Nookit!

by Zorgithatoob June 8, 2011

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Nokiaexpress

Nokiaexpress is often heard of as an oddly introverted being and rarely leaves its natural habitat of discord. No live witnesses of a real Nokiaexpress have been reported.

Somebody: Hey! I heard somebody say Nokiaexpress was a pissbaby!

Somebody else: Really? Wow!

by pseudonymamim52 March 29, 2021

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nookie run

A booty-call that requires travelling more than 50 miles; or, euphemistically, a booty-call that takes one farther than one would normally go for sex.

I don't care if she lives in effing OHIO, man. This girl is nookie-run material.

by grampa scully January 29, 2004

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Nookie Duster

Synonymous with cookie duster, defined as a mustache so glorious in thickness and appearance that seems ideal to gingerly brush upon the pelvic area of members of the female persuasion's genitalia during cunnilingus, almost like that of the dusting motion of a domestic cleaning instrument. Most women prefer to have men with "nookie duster" type mustaches to do work on the lady bits due to the extra stimulation that the hair follicles create. Weaker mustaches tend to poke and cause displease to the fairer sex's south mouth. Some glorious examples of Nookie Dusters throughout history are as follows: Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Wiford Brimley, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ron Swanson from NBC's hit show Parks and Recreation.

Rachael: " So how was your date last night Carrie?"

Carrie: " Oh my god after we got home he went to town on my lower frown and his Nookie Duster tickled my lady bits all night, he's a keeper!"

Rachael: " Does he have any friends with superior, Burt Reynolds like Nookie Dusters?"

by Kenny Bixxx May 17, 2013

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