Nippalitis

A condition caused by cold air which causes your nipps (nipples) no harden.

It's 14 below 0, I'm suffering from nippalitis.
HOLY SHIT SHE GOT NIPPALITIS NIGGA !

by Vickii l0ve July 8, 2010

Nippletoast

A person who is slightly overweight and runs, causing their nipples to bounce up and down over and over. Blinking while doing this will get them the title Blinker McNips

1. Jesus God, that kid is such a freakin' Nippletoast, he keeps running thinking he's so hot, but his nipples are the size of large pepperoni.

by Brandon Burch November 12, 2006

Nipplets

What you call your nipples when they get hard and cold...

(I just got in the pool)
"wow, look at my nipplets"

by realangel October 24, 2008

nippleitus

A severe and rare condition most often resulting from prolonged frictional exposure to perspiration, synthetic material, and freezing temperatures concurrently.

Dude, I had the most wicked nippleitus this week, they were so sore I couldn't wear a shirt!

by saltycharlie February 7, 2007

Nippclits

Extremely sensitive nipples on a woman.

Omg, easy!... My nipples are as sensitive as my clitoris!... They are like nippclits!

by PinkSafire BlackDiamond February 26, 2012

Nippleitis

When one's nipples are always hard, no matter what the situation.

John: "Dave your nipples are always so hard even when it isn't cold out"
Dave: "Yeah dude I have a serious case of nippleitis "

by jibbydibby September 17, 2015

Nipplets

The male version of nipples

my nipplets are cold

by TG: 83 September 28, 2004