Ninjercept

A portmanteau of 'ninja' and 'intercept'.
To Skilfully catch a thrown object that was not intended to be caught.

I threw a paper ball at Pedro today but Tony ninjercepted it.

by NinjaPirateZombieRobot January 22, 2011

ninjombies

Ninjombies are the rad mixture of ninjas and zombies often fighting vampirates which are a mixture of vampires and pirates... which are gay. Their are two great ninjombies known as Kieron and Chadrick although affiliating with the chevie who is a gay vampirate and is dating a walking tomato, the chadrick is still loyal to the ninjombies.

1. HOLY SHIT run its the ninjombies!!!
2. Daaamn, that vampirate just got pwned in the face by a ninjombie!!
3. That ninjombie just owned that tomato

by Kieron the pwn master December 25, 2007

ninjercourse

1. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know it is happening.

2. the act of intercourse in such a way that the female does not know that you're coming (see what i did there?).

g: how did you get me pregnant? we didn't even have sex!

b: i used my ninjercourse on you, baby...that's how i roll.

by Big McLargeHuge July 11, 2006

ninjury

an injury of unkown origin, thus being attributed to a ninja

"Man check out this ninjury on my shoulder! how the hell did that happen?!"

"You got ninjured bad"

by Oscarararararararara February 5, 2010

Ninjomie

Combination of "Ninja" and "Homie or Homeboy" = Ninjomie

All of my friends are total ninjomies.

Wow, that Ninjomie Posse is hardcore.

by Bitch Tits of NP January 3, 2009

ninjury

injury of unexplained origin, often attributed to inebriated activities.

where'd all these bruises come from? that was a big night last night. Damn ninjury.

by tasteyface July 28, 2010

ninjoo

anything that is squeezable or is rubbery in substance.

Baby's face, breasts, or a beer belly

by Owais Nazir May 1, 2004