Nike Shox

Some baller shoes, son. Also, a side note to a previous definer-- Nike bought out Converse awhile back, so youre alternative shoe is actually under the same parent company. Small world, huh?.

Yo man, these Nike Shox is baller! And they make your dookie twinkle!

by ScottyBizzle August 20, 2006

Nike Squeak

The distinct, high pitched squeak made when fresh Nikes hit linoluem. The term was coined by Rynizzle who upon hearing the squeak his Nikes made, felt the need to name it.

You hear that? That's pure, unadulterated Nike squeak.

by Karnan October 2, 2007

Nike SB

Quite possibly the biggest and most ridiculous fad the world will ever see. They are skateboarding shoes by Nike, and people pay shitloads of money for them when they look like they are shoes that 5-year olds would wear. Fuck Nike for making them, they never gave a fuck about skateboarding but realized they could cash in so they decided to make these pieces of turds. A lot of people who buy these don't even skateboard, they just collect them to show off.

Loser: Yo, look at my fresh ass Nike SB dunks! I dropped $1000 for this shit
Me: Fuck outta here, my little cousin wears shoes that look like those.

by KRS17 February 18, 2008

nike shox

nike shox are ugly and worn by chavs nike's worst trainer of all time but all is forgiven because of nike sb the best skate shoes ever

chav1 errrrrrrr av just got some nike shox

chavet errrrrrrrr ther proper smart can a suck your dick

chav2 errrrrrrr give us dem shox or il bang ya

chav1 ok plese dont hert me im realy midle class im just pretending to be a chav have them

chavet errrrrrrr chav2 can a suck ya dick your well hip hop

by skateboard pleb August 16, 2006

Nike Shox

1. Overpriced footwear intended for college- semi-pro- and pro-athletes, often considered controversial due to sweat-shop allegations. Rich people tend to buy these shoes. For a stylish and fashionable alternative, see Converse.

My runner friend has a pair of Nike Shox that cost over $100. I paid FORTY for mine. And mine look COOLER.

by Kix May 4, 2004

Nike Squirrel

Someone who completely covers themselves in NIKE brand clothing, usually complimenting those who wear NIKE clothes, and reprimanding those who who wear other brands such as ADIDAS. These people often talk about the NIKE products they want to buy, and emphasize significant statements with a "NIKE BOOM!", or simply "BOOM!"

These people may be completely ignorant to things not pertaining to NIKE and or the sports they play.

Guy 1: "Ryan is such a Nike Squirrel."

Guy 2: "I know, yesterday I wore my Adidas shoes and he ranted for like ten minutes on why Nike is the superior brand."

Guy 3: "I swear he gets a new pair every month, and he tells everyone before he buys them."

by Botonist March 10, 2011

nike swoosh

Inserting your finger in someone's anus, then wiping it under their nose in a swooping fashion - for full satisfaction.

He told me he had a surprise for me, and reached behind my back and gave me a Nike Swoosh.

by Tim Acker June 14, 2006