by fucknewbs April 3, 2009
Get the newburyport mug.It's a small town most people think is privilaged and white but really the teens are all either stoners smoking pot day after day hiding it from there parents thinking there all hard does shrooms and acid every once in a while says things like lit smoked out and fucking coss they through "kick backs" try to rap and dance like freaks to a sad excuse for rap and the ones that don't smoke pot are meth/herion addicts selling drugs and car hoping probabaly making up fake gangs or stealing something of yours while they help you look for it say shit like palobra homie serdio and hang out with 13 year Olds in an rv
by Don't trip bb August 26, 2017
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A city full of rich white republicans. The epitome of the California lifestyle. The Parents are all doctors, lawyers and surgeons, and their kids all drive BMW's and Range Rovers. Some kids pretend to be poor and emo, and buy black clothes from Nordstrom, but at the end of the day, they get in their Jaguar, and drive to their mansion in Dos Vientos Ranch.
Look their goes Victoria in the new mercedes her parents bought her for her 16th birthday, damn I wish I lived in Newbury Park.
by John May 13, 2004
Get the Newbury Park mug.second smallest city in mass. rivaling north Adams. up until the last 25 yrs a bombed out fishing and factory town full of the most interesting lady's and gentleman you would ever hope too meet . lots of history ,written and folk , stories passed down from generation to generation etc. Now a fully functioning tourist trap and real estate bonanza.the town is literally owned by three people ,none of home are from there originally. Basically the most perfect form of gentrification this side of mystic Connecticut. Scratch the surface though and it gets real weird real quick . Drugs lots of em, freaky sex,murder,rape, violent assaults,and general skull dugary!
prsn #1: hey i heard you bought a house in newburyport!
prsn #2: yes but than my daughter got addicted to heroin, my wife was banging a child molesting police sgt. on the side, my son got busted selling coke and e and is doing 2 yrs in Middleton h.c., and i got involved in an s&m prostitution ring and now I have h.i.v. , you wana house ?
prsn #2: yes but than my daughter got addicted to heroin, my wife was banging a child molesting police sgt. on the side, my son got busted selling coke and e and is doing 2 yrs in Middleton h.c., and i got involved in an s&m prostitution ring and now I have h.i.v. , you wana house ?
by mervel t September 12, 2009
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A place where you might see a black person sometimes.
A place where there's ONE FUCKING MCDONALD'S.
A place where you can't let small animals out at night because they WILL die.
A place where children never get shot, but you kind of want to see them get shot.
A place that sometimes looks like a rancid dump or a rich white Republican man's playground; and never in between.
A place where my school once went on lockdown because there was a stray dog on campus.
A place where sixty degrees Fahrenheit is too cold to go outside.
A place where the criminally insane were released onto the streets one day and now you can't go outside alone past 11 PM.
And that place, is a little town we like to call: Newbury Park.
The other day I saw a seagull kill and begin to eat a rat until a raccoon killed the seagull and ate it.
Newbury Park.
A place where you might see a black person sometimes.
A place where there's ONE FUCKING MCDONALD'S.
A place where you can't let small animals out at night because they WILL die.
A place where children never get shot, but you kind of want to see them get shot.
A place that sometimes looks like a rancid dump or a rich white Republican man's playground; and never in between.
A place where my school once went on lockdown because there was a stray dog on campus.
A place where sixty degrees Fahrenheit is too cold to go outside.
A place where the criminally insane were released onto the streets one day and now you can't go outside alone past 11 PM.
And that place, is a little town we like to call: Newbury Park.
The other day I saw a seagull kill and begin to eat a rat until a raccoon killed the seagull and ate it.
Newbury Park.
Tommy: My peepee tickles when I look at the other boys on the playground.
Kyle: What are you FUCKING GAY?
You: I want to die.
Welcome to Newbury Park.
Kyle: What are you FUCKING GAY?
You: I want to die.
Welcome to Newbury Park.
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Get the newburyport high school mug.A term used to describe a geography teacher that undergoes a lot of stress while teaching their students. They are also teachers that manage to ensure even the most chatty and disruptive students manage to achieve excellent grades. He really is the sediment of the class.
1)Hey did you see the way that teacher shut down the argument with the two girls? That's a Mr Newbey there
2) Omg did you see the Mr Newbey? His hair is so cool and his students are so smart!
2) Omg did you see the Mr Newbey? His hair is so cool and his students are so smart!
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