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Netherlands

European country North of belgium, east of the UK and west of Germany. The people there speak Dutch. The Netherlands is also known as Holland, however Holland is just a province. The capital of The Netherlands is Amsterdam.

Non-Dutch people often think that the language Dutch is German. THIS IS NOT TRUE! Dutch is NOT german for german, but Dutch for Dutch.

In Dutch:
"Ik ben Nederlands."
"I'm Dutch."
I'm Dutch, I'm from The Netherlands and I speak Dutch.
by Jafje May 20, 2007
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Netherlands

Mills, Wooden Shoes, Cheese, Marihuana, Hookers and Tullips. Have to say more?
by William March 6, 2004
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Netherlands

The only country in the whole wide world where you can buy Marijuana in a shop. It's the best country in the WORLD!!
Im'a smoke me some ganja while staying in the netherlands
by Ganjasmoking April 17, 2011
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netherlanding

landing in her nethers, the nether region of a female being exposed to for a male to feast on, even more specific would be central netherlanding (right down the middle)
Did you netherland caroline?
Oh yeah i was central netherlanding alfredo all night!
by pseudopsam October 1, 2012
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The Netherlands

Country in North-West Europe which capitol is Amsterdam, inhabited by the dutch. Officially known as Nederland or "Netherland", but referred to in plural in English, French and German out of respect for it's tolerance towards the use of marijuana, prositution and gay rights.
I'm going to the Netherlands to smoke some weed and visit a clog wearing prostitute before I get married to my dyke lover in the windmill on the Tulip Dyke.
by solutions December 29, 2003
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Netherlands

Ofcourse it's (...)ing boring here, but the UK is nothing better, shut up Sjembek. *superiority feeling* Anyway. The country now known as Belgium was once part of Holland, untill they stood up against the dutch king for letting them slack off. Now we have a frikkin small country and make fun of the Belgian people. The Netherlands are known for the Delta Works, which is a wonder of the modern world. We invented some snacks like Kroket and Frikandel, etc. Things like wooden shoes, windmills etc. are all in the past, although some still wear it, for example farmers. We are also known for tulips, weed, red light district and eating raw fish.
"Where do you live?"
"In The Netherlands"
"Oh, you mean with the Hookers and weed?"
"...Yes"
by Jan peter Balkenende October 16, 2005
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the netherlands

A wonderful, magical, fairy tale place that is heaven for millions of disillusioned American teens. Everyone who lives there smokes weed, masturbates to porn in public, see-through portajohns, and has sex with everything. Oh, the Dutch. What a people. Their capital, Amsterdam, is the most liberal, corrupt, chaotic, anarchic, offensive, and orgazmically exciting place on earth. The Netherlands kick so much ass.
Damn, I can't wait to go to the Netherlands after my senior year!
by dick trickle February 25, 2005
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