Netaphor

When internet glitches or error messages mimic religion, philosophy or other concepts from real life.

That error message said I should "contact the 'Web Master' and tell him what I've done wrong to cause it" just like some 'netaphor' for confession, Dude!

by Ornatus Horrificus November 3, 2010

Netacad

A really long and boring but helpful networking course. The program is a real bummer to do and it may tend to make you a 2/10 if you weren't already.

Wow you look like someone who uses Netacad

Wow, I think you study at Netacad

by AAA ANK October 6, 2020

netime

means 'anytime' but typed quicker, more properly typed 'N.E. time'

hey thanks for the TK fucker.

netime.

by The Grét Man October 27, 2006

La neta

For real

Tom-I just bought some bomb ass tacos

dude
Jerry- la neta

by Julie el taco July 28, 2019

Nethmini

A friend who shall be with you till the end. Comes with several types of moods, but, you can almost always cheer her up. Too precious for you and loves to dress spiffy and sharp like a CEO. An excellent photographer and cook.

Nethmini: How do I look?
Me: Sharp and spiffy as usual, ol' buddy, ol' pal

by Eddster January 29, 2018

nesamani

Someone who is sincere but still gets punished because of unfortunate situations

He was an excellent building contractor. Sad that the hammer fell on his head. Poor Nesamani

by Pichumani June 6, 2019

Nethmi

This person is ALWAYS photogenic, is like barney stinson; it's impossible to take a bad photo of her! Is a GREAT friend. and will do VERY well in her biology exams.

Is also known by the names:
Nethles, Neth Neth Peri Peri, Nemphi

warning: when partnered up with a rita will become an extreme distraction to EVERYONE around them

person1: I havent done ANY work today
person2: was Nethmi and Rita here?

by tinee3105 December 11, 2011