nerdbong

A bong put together by a nerd.

"Check out Dave's nerdbong."

"WTH is that shit...?" (laughing)

"I know. I think he put it together from his chemistry set." (laughing)

by UCSteve November 29, 2016

NerdBow

a strange man who sucks penis

i am nerdbow

by Nutelly February 20, 2019

nerdbox

a secluded box found in a nerditorium

Jill said to Monica, "To the nerdboxes, where we can further fufill our quest for knowledge!!!"

by Jill and Monica October 30, 2003

Nerdbutt

A supremely high and perfectly muscular ass on what would otherwise be a total nerd, thereby doubling the sex appeal factor for women. In other men, the nerdbutt demands a solid on the spot sucker punch.

Jen: "Ugh! All Drew does is play WoW and design jersey logos for high school frisbee teams... But he has the greatest ass I've ever seen."
Gabe: "Nerdbutt!"

by JWestFire September 8, 2011

nerdbonics

The official language of gamers who have taken the shortening of words and the use of symbols / numbers to replace letters to idiotic heights.

Bl@ck_@$$@$$1N - OMG u ju5t g0t pnd by a n00b!!!1

by psilo December 21, 2004

nerdbomb

receiving an oral while under neath the card table while playing a nerdy games such as monopoly or risk

I received a nerdbomb underneath the table while I was playing Monopoly last night

by boogerwithsugar December 6, 2014

nerdbonics

More than just lame nerd speak (which would correctly be nerdonics). Nerdbonics is used for gangster internet nerds, thereby necessitating the extra "b". One can never self-identify as a gangster internet nerd. An individual can only gain the use of the extra "b" through repeatedly using lame internet based portmanteaus, having a google reader following of at least 15, or possibly actually taking the time to accurately define nerdbonics in urban dictionary.

In Google Wave conversation:

Padraic: "I have so many followers on google reader. The internet is much better then the meatspace. I bet you have a filthy memory hole."

Witty commentator: "Nerdbonics.. holla!"

by MastaBlastaRasta November 26, 2009