Pooper Necker

This unfortunate event occurs when you are giving a diarrhea-ridden toddler a shoulder ride. The results are epic and equally embarrassing, especially when in public.

"My toddler just exploded his bowels all over my neck during a shoulder ride. Maybe that was a bad decision... but it did get me out of a ticket... total Pooper Necker."

by snarftits September 17, 2014

necker's knob

A knob you used to see on the huge steering wheels of 1950's car to help steer with one hand. The use of this would be to put your arm around your girl's neck sitting very close to you thanks to those bench seats.

I've been looking for a necker's knob to install on my Studebaker for 5 years with no succes.

by Kim's love October 28, 2006

Red Necker

RED NECKER (red nek er) noun slang
A person that is white or Caucasian. esp in the Southern United States. esp. those of which that did not take into consideration the importance of sun block on exposed skin therefore resulting in burning of the neck

After Charlie called me a slut I pushed him and yelled at the top of my lungs, "get lost Red Necker."

by Chillhillyhill January 17, 2019

golden necker

The act of orally pleasuring an adult man's scrotum whilst he pees wherever is acceptable.

The only issue I have with the golden necker, is that I usually get pee in my hair.

by white05shadow February 3, 2022

red-neckery

Any behavior that is indicative of a redneck.

That guy in the pickup truck with the NASCAR sticker on the back is guilty of unchecked red-neckery.

by wislaus December 20, 2008

necker

a person who makes out, usually in the back seat of a car, occassionally with mullets.

"You know I'm not a necker, I've got better things to do. Like sex."

by sicphuc March 23, 2003

Neckerchief

A kerchief worn about the neck.

Don't make fun of my and my neckerchief!

by Sarahjayne March 31, 2009