Neard

A neck beard. Facial hair that fails to grow on the cheeks, chin, and upper lip, but grows in abundance on the neck. Oh so sexy during make outs and philosophical discussions.

Ooooh look at that neard. There's all over that sexy neck.

by trekdude31415 January 5, 2011

neard

A neckbeard

Let me touch your neard honey

by lil willy on the track April 3, 2020

Nebard

A Retard with mongoloid characteristics.

Man: "What a Retard!"
Woman: "Nebard not Retard. Didn't you smell him? You've just insulted a whole race of Retards."

by muh? August 19, 2008

Neardy

Someone who lets their beard grow down their neck making it a neard. These types of people live very socially awkward and unsuccessful lives. Women also refuse to sit on their faces for fear that they might receive crabs.

That baseball player is the most Neardy person i have ever seen bro

by thisisbooboo May 5, 2015

Nicardo

a cute, sexy, very handsome, good dressing smart man. Normally referred to as an icon

That dude thinks he’s cool, he must want to be like nicardo

by Grandeur him November 22, 2021

netarded

When an otherwise sensible and intelligent person is incapable of using the internet to its full advantage.

John, your netarded! Google it!

by QuietDean April 25, 2005

netard

Someone who believes anything they read on the internet like a total fucking idiot.

Nicole spends all her time looking up 2012 bullshit on the internet and just believes everything, even when these new-found beliefs blatantly contradict one another. What a fucking netard.

by Daryllrn Tonkminferd May 12, 2011