napstarter

A term for masturbation for males since they tend to fall asleep after orgasm.

Before I go to bed, I'm going to have a napstarter. I can't fall asleep, I need a napstarter.

by hawkbball June 3, 2014

narissa

an incredibly amazing person
has looks to die for
is hot and sexy and irresistable
is very very smart indeed
the perfect woman
has outstanding swag
is confident but not cocky

damien: daaamn, that chicks hot, who is she?
rick: that would be narissa

by dr i tell the truth January 1, 2012

Naresh

A man ridiculed and envied for his knowledge, when in reality he is one of the greatest philanthropist ever.

Her: He's so knowledgeable!

Him: Yea! He's a Naresh!

by I am Naresh! April 25, 2019

napsturbate

Verb: the physical act of napping after a satisfying session of masturbation.

Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.

*Trademarked by SA

by urbdicuser June 13, 2014

suck nards

v. to suck testicles. Term generally used to express disgust over someone's behaviour or a complaint over the outcome of a situation (generally negative).

Dude! I can't believe you just did that! You're distgusting! Ew man, you totally suck nards.

by Murphy's Law November 24, 2005

Napstipated

When you really need to nap but can't.

" I'm suffering from some severe napstipation!" "Ouch man you're napstipated! That sucks! you should really see a doctor!"

by SquigglyHoblet August 17, 2017

Napster

The program that practically led the file-sharing movement.

Napster was undoubtedly the greatest peer-to-peer program ever created, allowing millions of net users to download their favorite music at a price substantially smaller than the jacked up prices the RIAA makes us shell over. The price? Free.

Unfortunately, when someone decided to complain that they weren't getting $97 out of the millions they make every week, the RIAA decided to use that as an excuse to terminate Napster, thus forcing the legendary Shawn Fanning to turn the program into what is now the equivalent of O-Town: something we wish just died altogether.

Today there are some commendable file-sharing programs that, while doing their job, cannot match up to what Napster has brought to all of us.

Napster needs an example?

by [str33t NiNj4] December 27, 2003