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Jackson Narcan

Throwing someone who overdosed on narcotics into a cold shower in an attempt to wake them up.

Alternate versions include ice cubes, frozen dinners, and putting them outside in the snow
Yeah we showed up and sure enough her boyfriend had given her some Jackson Narcan, so now our stretcher is all wet
by adhdandadenosine September 1, 2020
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Narcaning

when your about to give her a facial but instead you put the hole of your penis against her nostril and block the other nostril with your finger while shooting the load of cum up her nose.
She thought I was going to give her a facial. At the last moment I pushed the tip of my dick into her nostril, blocked the other nostril with my finger and shot my cum up her nose Narcaning her
by Cigarandbeersnob May 31, 2018
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narconomics

Book discussion on narconomics
by the big jshadow July 17, 2016
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Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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Narconstipation

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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narcin

a type of green leafy plant with dark red berries used to dye clothes. other uses include using the juice of the berries as a strong hallucinogenic with out-of-this-world results, sometimes, if used too frequently, resulting in severe painful spasms.

pronounced "narchin".
"we need to go and pick some narcin"
by Rahael June 1, 2007
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narconucleosis

The combination of narcolepsy and mononucleosis resulting in extreme debilitating tiredness.
Sorry, Janey can't join you tonight, she's come down with a case of narconucleosis.
by flower o'blood January 27, 2009
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