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Insert Child's Name Here

What an organization puts in the place of a child's name when printing massive amounts of documents for a body of children. Often reflects the worthlessness of a seemingly honorable award.
1. Congratulations! Insert Child's Name Here has been nominated to be included in the "Best Children Ever" book! Please make a check out for $400 to see your child with other distinguished youths!

2. Congratulations, Insert Child's Name Here! You have received the Good Effort Award, which is signed by George Bush!!!!!!!(or a copy of his signature)
by DW June 11, 2004
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girl's name

A noun used when a person is wanting to call a male a girl's name such as sally or sue. Girl's Name can be used to indicate any and all girl's names at once.
Guy 1: I feel bloated.
Guy 2: Shut up Girl's Name...that's fucking gay
by loganza June 28, 2009
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I was just talking to (Boss's Name)

The get out of jail free card when your supervisor asks why you were late.

Said when you clearly slept in or more than one occasion but don't want to let anyone know there is a trend developing.
(Supervisor) "Jim! You're 20 minutes late for the start of your shift."
(Jim) "Yeah sorry, I was just talking to (Boss's Name), the CEO of the company."
(Supervisor) "Oh well in that case, no problems"
by OxfordSalty! July 27, 2011
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how the devil's name

a synonym phrase for, and a less rude version of, 'how the fuck'
father: son go do your homework and improve your grades.

son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?

father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what else? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?
by Uncle Dimma July 31, 2016
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taking the lord's name in vein

referring to to proclaim one's actions or words as coming from the Judaeo-Christian God when in fact the actions or words are not from God at all. Reference Exodus verse similar to "You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God".

This commandment has nothing to do with the phrase "God dammit" as many superstitious simpletons have comes to believe.
Examples of taking the Lord's name in vein are:
"God told me that you should let me marry your 13 year old daughter"
"In the name of Jesus, I command you to . . "
"God sent me to do this"
"I am on a mission from God"
"God told me to tell you to send in 1 million dollars, operators are standing by."
"God hates fags"
"God hates America"
"God caused natural disaster A, B, C to punish group A, B, C"
"God told me blah blah blah"
by Neubian January 19, 2008
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Gree's name

Used when in shock or surprise. For people who don't like to say god's name in vain.
"Gree's name! You scared me."
by webly December 5, 2018
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What in Jah's name?

Used as a response to confusing or odd situations. Similar to China Fax, but with less potency. Other versions are: What in the name of Jah?, What in the good world of Jah Jesus?, etc.
Person 1: Yo you want to eat some bat soup? I have some left from yesterday.
Person 2: What in Jah's name?
by China Bat Soup January 13, 2021
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