(adj.) A word used to describe a guy that is cool, attractive and doesn't speak in long sentences and only reply in words like "Yes" "No" "Maybe" or just shrug their shoulders, nod heads or shake them "No". They usually have an evil smile in their face that makes people wonder what they're thinking about and makes girls fall in love because its so cool. They are always silent and only speak when something is important. Most of the time mistaken as emo or scheziophrenics.
by nothingness110 March 28, 2009
Get the mysterious (adjective) mug.Guy that usually walks around with his hands in his pockets. He is the owner of multiple v-necks he wears on a daily basis. He is boyishly good looking. There is also a high probability that he smokes cigarettes and plays guitar, but for some reason does not use his musical ability to draw women closer to him. You will more than likely spend your entire life wondering what made that person so interesting, even though you knew nothing about him.
girl in coffee house: Man..I wonder who that guy was who performing tonight..I tried to talk to him before he left but he was gone before I could get to him...what a mysterious character.
by Guy with a v-neck June 19, 2008
Get the mysterious mug.When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the shit stains.
Shelly woke up hungover to find out that David left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.
by KetelOne415 March 4, 2009
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by Don Everest April 4, 2005
Get the Mysterious Mitchell mug.Considered to be one of the hardest and most impressive sex acts out there the Mysterious Monkey is a combination of both The Houdini and The Monkey Face. Before beginning you must first conceal either pubic hair (or ass hair) using a proper sleight of hand technique. Now take your girl or guy from behind and give them a proper ramming. Just before you blow your load pull out and spit on their back. When they turn to look at the amazing load they just receive you simultaneously blow your real juices in their face and then smear the concealed hairs all over while they look on in complete shock and confusion. While extremely difficult to pull off if done right your partner will be so shocked and impressed they will not know how to process what just happened.
Last weekend I finally pulled off the Mysterious Monkey. Suzy and I were going to town and just as we were both about to blow I hit every part just right. The emotions after went from pure shock, to confusion, to anger, to one of the best laughs we have ever had. Took our relationship to a whole new level.
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Yes, I realize your friend died an unnecessary death at a very young age, but God works in mysterious ways.
by FigurinOutLife April 8, 2004
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