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painted my pants

by H-hewo? October 14, 2018
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paint my walls

I want my man to ejaculate inside my vagina
by anonymous January 1, 2022
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Paint my chicken coop

A leud act involving the handle of a paint brush and a rectum.
Oooh yeah baby, paint my chicken coop! Shove that handle up my ass!
by Tiny Tony June 25, 2016
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painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.
I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.
by Mainemom February 4, 2020
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Paint my house

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls
Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house
by Bignast420 March 7, 2021
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Referencing Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why when crashing out
Friend “bro we have an assignment due tomorrow”
Me “painting my nails blue and taking a bath right now
by Partygoer67 February 27, 2026
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