My Penis

was in your mother last night.

Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."

by Tammy McShammerson May 23, 2010

My penis

This is what broke up your marriage with your wife and if you do not yet have a wife watch out for it because it will break up you and your future wife. Also, it is the real father of your children, sorry to tell you like this champ.

GEORGE: HOLY SHIT MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME!!!!

ANOTHER BASIC NAME: OML WITH WHO??!!??!!!

ME: I'm so sorry but my penis can not leave any wife in a happy relationship with their husband untouched.

by Pedophile numero uno February 1, 2017

Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

my penis

an object which should be in your mouth at all times

where is my penis? oh, there it is. in your mouth.

by Stu Jones January 5, 2021

suck my penis

When your penis is erect, and you wish for your penis to be sucked. Therefore, you say Suck My Penis!

Can you suck my penis please?

by Minecraft1238 January 22, 2019

yeah well my penis is bigger

What you say when someone else wins.

(Large penis optional)

Jason: So, I totally did that hot girl last night, after I won the football game and got an A on my test!
Sam: Yeah well my penis is bigger.

Michelle: I lost 20 pounds, and now I'm a size 0!
Sarah: Yeah well my penis is bigger.

by hai_bai August 17, 2011

My penis

It’s too long to type.

I would tell u Joke about my penis but it’s too long

by Rmath July 5, 2019