Muired

v. To get fucked up so fast you don't even know what hit you; to go from 0 to rager in approximately 3.5 seconds

Trey got so muired last night off that KD that he puked his brains out and passed out on his cot.

by FEMA October 21, 2009

Muthed

To have your prostate milked while at work.

So I was tightening a screw yesterday when Justin snuck up behind me and muthed me

by Jsig21 August 22, 2011

Murred oot

Murred oot is a term describing a person with a receding hairline

Niven: “kyles looking murred oot recently”

(Kyle overhears Niven saying this about him)

Kyle: “shut the fuck up before I come over and hit you”

(Niven cries with fear)

by Craig Stephen August 23, 2019

Movie You Could Watch Muted

A movie that has plenty of eye-candy to see, therefore worth watching without sound just to look at the good-looking people.

"Who's in that new movie coming out this weekend?"

"Ryan Reynold's, and the previews show him shirtless!"

"That's a movie you could watch muted!"

by Shmily51102 August 1, 2012

muted strum

A common sex position. When you're hooking up with your girl but but need to keep quiet so you put your hand over her mouth as you strum her cords ;)

Paul: Did you and Stacey hook up last night?
John: Yeah, but her parents were home so we had to do the muted strum

by Muted Strum February 23, 2017

You're muted

When on Zoom, if someone is muted, you say "You're muted!" Then they shall un-mute

*Someone Talks with Mute on*

Another person- "You're Muted!"

by KateBitGaming October 2, 2020

Muted Mike

The act of keeping your finger in an anus too long.

your girl just got skraight muted mike by themanthemyththelegend

by 1quick1 June 20, 2013