Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song

Badass theme song

Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!

by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023

teenage mutant ninja turtles

$20 bucks says these smooth pimp daddies can beat the shit out of those fruitbag Power Rangers seven sides of Sunday.

Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael. Ph33r.

by DarkMillennia October 5, 2003

Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles

The UK trading name of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Something I watched before school 14 years ago. Those were the days...

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The four sexiest mutant turtles ever created. Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.

Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.

by Buslady September 17, 2005

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s

3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.

"Don't make me go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on your ass, son, Chuck Norris is on MY side"

by Jennard May 14, 2006

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

green dudes who would so kick mofo power rangers skinny little butts.

Greengirl4Donatello4life.
turtles in a half shell-TURTLE POWER!
*SCREAMS* YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by Greengirl February 28, 2004

Mutant Hair

A phenomenon where one isolated bodily hair grows at a ridiculous rate, ending up sometimes inches longer than the others, usually in a random place like chest, shoulder or back. Common among males, they can be an irresistible magnet for unwanted female attention.

Girlfriend : "Oh my god, what is that?"
Guy : "It's my mutant hair. Don't touch it, it gives me superpowers."
Girlfriend : "I just want to pull it out, pleeeease"
Guy : "No! You will lose all future orgasms in bed, don't do it!"

*a few minutes later*

Girlfriend : *pluck*
Guy : "GAAAAAH!"

by YeahM8 November 24, 2009