murpe

(pronounced Mur-pee)
1. A cute way to say maybe when you really do not want to answer a question honestly.
2. probably not

Q: Am I getting Fat?
A; Murpe.

Q: Are you going to give back that DVD you borrowed?

A: Murpe (said mischievous smile)

by Geo Smith September 05, 2007

Murp

Murp is one who is quiet and appears a little frumpy and upset.

You look really murpy today.
Why are you being such a murp?
Dude you are murpin over there.
You look like a murpy shwa.

by Murp Murp September 07, 2014

Murp

Abbreviation of Meat & Burp. This is when you do a satisfyingly tasty burp after eating a meat-flavoured packet of crisps (normally Beef or Bacon)

Damn! That murp was tasty!

by BlueLynx190403 March 01, 2016

Murp

A word you say when you want to agree with a controversial statement, but at the same time you don't want to seem like an asshole.

"OMG, Rachel is such a bitch."
"Murp"

by agranulocytosis September 26, 2017

Murp

It's a sound of annoyance, happiness, sadness. Anything and everything, you can murp about it.

Jackson the timekeeper... MUUUURRRPPP, Murp

by Murpnjoe March 31, 2022

murp

a word used to express anger, annoyance and basically every emotion in existence

also can be used after someone does or says something cute

someone annoys you or gets you mad: MURP YOU!!
someone says something cute: awwww murp
if your in a situation where u don't know what to say: murp
*when in doubt say murp*

by imnotasketch September 11, 2020

murp

borderline worse than the F-word
dont ever say it in public
not to be confused with the totally meaningless and harmless "merp"

You: "Ah murp!"
Everyone else: "OMG! I can't believe she just said that!"

by jaymob April 24, 2015