Munkey Licked

To be licked, against your will, by another.

Man, I was just standing there, and this dude came up and Munkey Licked me.

by Cornelius Stonefist September 14, 2006

murketing

A viral marketing tactic where misdirection is key. Corporations often simulate user-generated content to manufacture a "must see" phenomenon. Once circulated extensively, the company will reveal itself as the source in an attempt to re-examine the purpose of the video. Often meant to blur the line between art and commerce.

Phil: Holy shit, did you see that video where those guys use cell phones to pop their popcorn???
Ad man:Yes son, that's the just the latest in murketing. Now go visit xxxxxx's website to reward them for exploiting your stupidity.

by Christof3 October 1, 2008

Mumkey jones

Shitty youtuber taken off youtube for pedophilia commonly known as James choi's boyfriend

Mumkey jones is a pedophile, mumkey jones is a pedophile, mumkey jones is a pedophile who rapes kids (sung to the tune of row your boat)

by James ju won choi November 1, 2019

murked

To be badly defeated at something

I got murked by that dude in the race. His car is like 100mph faster than mine.

by Logik June 21, 2004

Joe Markey

A specimen who feeds on mostly crickets, assorted leaves and plant matter. This specific specimen is known for sexual cannibalism. He also plays a mean fiddle.

"Chill out bro", said Joe Markey

by Ctrl-Alt-Delete1423 November 27, 2011

brewing a murky potion

Taking a really liquid diarrhea shit.

"I was brewing a murky potion and I can't get your toilet to flush."

by Senator O'Biden October 26, 2012

skirt-murken

1. To drop dimes on punk ass bitches/ho's.
2. To kill someone.
3. kill someone with extreme domination.

Russel skirt-murked a bitch for jackin his weed.
Chuck was skirt-murken ho's on Call of Duty 4.

by Irbster February 4, 2008