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murder

Originating in Brighton, England, 'murder's use as a collective noun has been expanded from solely referring to a group of crows and has come to encompass a group of girls or women with the first name 'Ellie'.
'There's a murder of Ellies gathering on Richmond Road..."
by Jelliefish December 21, 2009
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murder

What most psychopaths do when they're bored
*example of murder*
psychopath: I'm bored
Me: Fuck
by Dubiks December 30, 2018
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murder

insane (or insanity) or poor mental health to the clinical insane extreme.
If you can commit murder, and it's not self-defense, you're probably insane.
by Verry Berry June 28, 2006
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murder

That murder is really quite nice
by jamin87 December 9, 2007
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Murder

A hobby that kills time along with its victims in the process.
"So, what's your favorite hobby?"

"Murder."
by HellsingDMC November 1, 2014
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murderize

to destroy or obliterate a living being through excessive violence, force, or murderization
Thomas murderized Taylor with a spoon after Taylor created a perfect experiment.
by Thomas R. December 10, 2005
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Murder

Murder is like sex. Just like sex, murder involves one, two or, more than two people, animals or even people and animals. The only trivial difference between sex and murder is that sex is legal as long as it is not public but murder is totally illegal(just kidding). Sex and murder both have been a part of our lives since the primal age. Sex and murder runs parallel to each other for most of the people but when it coincides at a point, then only a person attains salvation.

The comparison of sex and murder which binds them together are as follows:

1) Just like sex, murder can be committed by strangulating(choking), shooting(skeeting), bashing(banging) etc.
2) If a single person is involved in sex then it is called masturbation while in the case of murder it is called suicide
3) Both sex and murder can either be a source of joy and pleasure(orgasm) for a person or can even arouse a feeling of guilt and disappointment(loss of hormones)
4) Both sex and murder can be carried out with mutual feelings between two people or it can be an act of dominance by making your partner submit to your destructive wishes or vice versa.
5) Both sex and murder can be performed by a group on a person(gangbang/lynching) or by a person on a group(reverse gangbang/culling)

Sex and murder do not belong to water-tight compartments. Often, the line seperating them becomes blurred in our minds and the intermixing of these two phenomena results in completion of a soul. Welcome to 21st sextury.
GF: Babe, are you gonna fuck me or murder me?
ME: Yeah, babe
by XxDanny_DxX March 17, 2020
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