Definitions by MagicalKitten05

Murder 

Really? If you look up murder on the U.D. then you’re just as crazy as I am. Don’t be proud of that I’m a literal psychopath. Anyway for those who do want to know the defintion of murder it’s this: the act of slaughtering or killing someone or something. There, happy now?

Psychopath: I looked up Murder in the U.D. and now I’m in the mood to kill.

Girl: Oh please don’t. I have a boyfriend.

Murder by MagicalKitten05 June 6, 2018

Teacher 

The nagging, annoying person who gives you homework and teaches you useless stuff that won’t help you later in life.

Teacher: homework homework HOMEWORK!!!

Guy 1: can that teacher just SHUT UP already?

Guy 2: nope.

Teacher by MagicalKitten05 June 6, 2018

Subway 

That restaurant that everybody loves and tells you to eat fresh. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THIS UP???

Guy 1: mmm I just love me some Subway.

Clerk: EAT FRESH

Guy 1: I’ll just take this to go...

Subway by MagicalKitten05 June 6, 2018

Hi 

The person who looked up Hi to cover up their miss doings. ;)

Mom: what are you searching?

Guy 1: ummm hi.

Mom: something is seriously wrong with you.

Guy 1: *crys in silence*

Hi by MagicalKitten05 June 6, 2018