4 definitions by MagicalKitten05

Murder

Really? If you look up murder on the U.D. then you’re just as crazy as I am. Don’t be proud of that I’m a literal psychopath. Anyway for those who do want to know the defintion of murder it’s this: the act of slaughtering or killing someone or something. There, happy now?

Psychopath: I looked up Murder in the U.D. and now I’m in the mood to kill.

Girl: Oh please don’t. I have a boyfriend.

by MagicalKitten05 May 17, 2018

Subway

That restaurant that everybody loves and tells you to eat fresh. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THIS UP???

Guy 1: mmm I just love me some Subway.

Clerk: EAT FRESH

Guy 1: I’ll just take this to go...

by MagicalKitten05 May 17, 2018

Teacher

The nagging, annoying person who gives you homework and teaches you useless stuff that won’t help you later in life.

Teacher: homework homework HOMEWORK!!!

Guy 1: can that teacher just SHUT UP already?

Guy 2: nope.

by MagicalKitten05 May 17, 2018

Hi

The person who looked up Hi to cover up their miss doings. ;)

Mom: what are you searching?

Guy 1: ummm hi.

Mom: something is seriously wrong with you.

Guy 1: *crys in silence*

by MagicalKitten05 May 17, 2018