Written in Munich

A situation where people decide something for another without even telling them.
Based on the Munich Conference in 1938, where the allied powers gave Germany the Sudetenland territory of Czechoslovakia.
Czechoslovakia wasn't invited to that conference. Hence written in Munich.

"Yeah, we decided that you will give us $5000."
"Man, that is Written in Munich!"

by Who Uses These Words February 28, 2023

Munich crank handle

Name given to the act of turning the hand and wrist repeatedly in a screwing motion whilst fisting another person

She just wasn't getting off so I gave her a Munich crank handle, that did the business!!

by Professor Brubaker June 12, 2013

FC Bayern Munich

Without doubt the greatest German football (soccer) team and one of the world's most elite. Bayern Munich has won the German title a staggering 18 times, the UEFA Champion League 3 consecutive years, among other titles.

It is also one of the richest clubs in the world, and has been home to numerous star players such as Franz "The Kaiser" Beckenbauer, who revolutionalized football during the 70's, Gerd "The Bomber" Muller, Sepp "Super GK" Meier, Lothar Matthaus, Mehmet Scholl, etc...

(The list is too long.)

Champions League winner in 74, 75, 76, 2001.

Always a force to contend with.

by Siegfried April 27, 2005

FC Bayern Munich

The greatest team in all of Germany and possibly europe,5th richest club in the world.

18 time Bundesliga Champions,4 time Uefa Champions league winners, Uefa cup winners, 11 time German cup winners and Intercontinental cup winners.

They will own you!

Bayern Munich defeated Manchester United,Real Madrid,Arsenal and Valencia to become Champions of Europe


HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

by Casual_Mohammed January 24, 2005

munich international school

A shithole in the surroundings of Munich. Always talking shit about the Bavarian international school (They have a pretty big rivalry)

- a place filled of arrogant snobs
- Smoke every kind of shite
- although they call themselves "Munich International School" they are not even in Munich. They are 30-40 km away
- They have an ok football team, apart from that they suck in pretty much any other aspect

I would rather pay 30k € to go to BIS, rather than getting paid 30k € to go to the Munich international school

by trololololo69 October 5, 2016

great munich boobs

when you are in a hotel in munich, germany, and a girl is shitfaced and she flashes the entire room, after asking who wants to see her tits

hey, those were some Great Munich Boobs last night at the party!

by Arroneous July 18, 2008

Munich International School

The biggest shit-hole school in the country. For real, every day I thank god that my parents sent me to the Bavarian International School instead of that ugly ass dump. They are a bunch of pretentious pussies WHOS SCHOOL ISN'T EVEN IN GOD DAMN MUNICH. So shut the fuckingfuck up.

The BIS Lions would kick Munich International School's (whatever their shitty ass mascot is) ass, any day of the fucking week. Bunch of snobby losers.

by ReadyPlayerOne March 12, 2021