skunk muncher

someone who has eaten middle aged unwashed vagina

He likes to go down on older women, he is such a skunk muncher.

by Brian Holl. April 9, 2008

Shadow-Muncher

Verb;
To Shadow-munch – To prey upon a colleague, friend or acquaintance’s previous conquest or conquests.

“Simon stayed at Lucy’s last night”
“Did he? But she’s only just broken up with Paul!”
“I know! Simon’s a right shadow-muncher!!”

by Huff n doback August 19, 2013

stig-muncher

a person who vapes like Jordan and Jonno

he is a stig-muncher stay away

by pinkbike77 May 23, 2022

sausage muncher

Noun: a German person. kraut fritz squarehead.

All my material fell flatter than a witches tit last night - there was a big crowd of sausage munchers in - and now they've taken all the sun loungers.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

salad muncher

noun. a vegetarian, especially one with strong views about the environment

She hugs trees n that. You know the type; a proper salad muncher

by Urban Dictionary April 23, 2005

sandal muncher

A highly derogatory term for people who advocate caring for the environment, such as greenies, conservationists, hippies, environmental activists and the like

Joe: "Why do you need an SUV for just getting around the city? A smaller car would be just as good, with only a fraction of the carbon emissions."

Andrew: "Shut up and mind your own business, ya fucken sandal muncher!"

by aum108 April 26, 2010

smagma muncher

smagma is the juicy secreations that looks like cheese around the mushroom head of a penis. Smagma Muncher is the act of making a hearty snack of smagma cheese balls

Anna Nicole's husband was so old she was known as a smagma muncher when she sucked his dick off, clearly the reason she has baboobs from to much protein.

see also baboobs

by Chris Turner March 27, 2005