mulletteer

One who is wise in the way of the mullet. See also Dickie Bob or Dick Jenkins.

Whoah, now that is a true mulletteer.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

mullette

mullet (female)

Your mom has a Mullette

by me May 16, 2003

Cock mullett

When you shave your junk, short up top long on the balls.

Boy one: touch my cock Mullett
Boy 2: I love me a cock mullett.

by Cockmonkey2 September 16, 2011

millenial mullett

haircut - featuring razor cut sides and or crown spikes and a streak of long (usually highlighted) hair at the back for the emo look or medium length feathery layers and a sweep of long bangs brushed to one side for the preppy but edgy types

Tom Kaulitz, Pete Wentz, and Zac Efron
would span the spectrum of the millenial mullett.

by stewlala April 15, 2009

rock the sheep mullett

holla---that completely and totally rocked. that is intense. highest level of cool.

That bus driver's mullett is insane...but it doesn't quite surpass rocking the sheep mullett

by cdizzle November 12, 2004

mullettopcocktail

Much like the Molotov cocktail only with out the sophistication.

The mullet-top-cocktail comes from the backwoods of WestVirginia. It consists of simply a Millwaukee's Best beer and a fresh dip of snuff. This concoction is usually preferred by men who wear their hair as a mullet.

A mullet-top-cocktail can be used to describe any nasty drink.

Larry, this drink you made me tastes like a freaking mullet-top-cocktail!

by Apexnine(props to MacIntosh on this one) June 13, 2005

mulletteer

one who sport a pimped-out mullett.

Woah,check out the mulletteer.

by sky May 10, 2003