Muff 

a very hairy bushy vagina. All woman, girls, grandmas and anything female has them. Most are looked after by their owners and washed every day. Most are shaved but some are bushy like a tree! XD.
if u ever aproach one that is bleeding be careful as its owner may get snappy!!

or it is a muffin.XD

example 1: can i have some cream on my muff... (you could fink of that in both ways)

Example 2 : have you smelt hannah's muff recently?
It smells like a fish tank!

Muff by kim r January 16, 2009

muff 

1)a slang term for a woman's vaginal region. usually referrencing to the hair covering the vagina. it should be noted that when using this word to illustrate hair, it is only applicable when the hair is wildly untamed. 2)a drunken fool alive during the late 1800's and regularly refferenced in the the tom sawyer books as "muff potter".
pussy, vagina, muff diver, hairy muff

is that buck wheat in a leg-lock??? oh wait, thats just her muff.

muff by Moni B November 7, 2006

muff 

A very bushy and thick patch of hair usually covering a girl's vagina. Can be combed and/or parted, but is usually frowned upon by men. Some men have even been known to break off a relationship because of a muff.

"Yo, Sandy has this crazy muff. It's so disgusting."
"Yeah, that's why she got nicknamed Grassy Meadows."

muff by MooMan76 April 9, 2006

Muff 

Muffins of any sorts from Grandview Stauf’s Coffee Roasters.

“Hey tab, what kind of muff did that guy get?”
“Oh, Olivia it was a cappacino muff.”
“Cool.”

Muff by Muffenthusiasts April 26, 2019

Muff 

Muff is a term used in hockey when a player shoots the puck very weakly on net, when a player passes the puck softly and the other team intercepts it, or if a player throws a terrible saucer pass.

Mike muffed the puck to the other team, and they went down the ice and scored.

Kyle muffed the puck on net, and it was an easy save for the goalie.

Muff by Judder90 March 8, 2009

muff 

Basically when someone says something you don't like and you take your hand, place it over the other persons face and push it back with enough force to make their head go back

That guy said something about my girlfriend so I muffed the hell outta him....he strained his neck it was so bad.

muff by Chi-city High May 15, 2008

muff 

a hairy vagina

The muff I was eating smelled like fish

muff by Greg August 22, 2003