fucking middlemarch

An exclamation said when things are more than slightly annoying or irritating.

Derived from an excrutiating assigned reading of George Eliot's 'Middlemarch'.

Great, a flat tire. Fucking middlemarch!

by Wendy August 15, 2006

Middleman

The middleman is the provider who buys from the producer of products to gain a product; not directly from the company that created it rather than just someone else selling the items they bought from the producers/company.

On Aliexpress if you are from the US and are buying products through Aliexpress you're cutting off the middleman.

by Dreameater August 18, 2016

middleman

Used in social situations, which a person tries to gain control by telling another person, information about another. Basically B tells A about C, or vice versa. The goal is to confuse the two, so that B will gain the upper hand in the social context, whether gaining approval or be seen as "cool"
Avoid them at all costs!
Also, to be used on who they think are "suckers" or to "gauge" or "test" for gullibility. Can anyone say Manipulator?!

B: "Hey, Lisa's having a birthday, you should come!"
C: (thinking to herself, why didn't A just invite me THEN?)
Really? Well, I don't really know her that well.
B: She'd want you there, really.
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(At the birthday)
A: Oh hey C. (surprised expression)
B: Hey, I heard from B it was your birthday!
C: (thinking to herself, hehe i was the middleman...suckers)

by ialreadyknowclueless August 14, 2010

Murkleman

murkleman: A man that MURKS (see murk) a lot of people
also a common phrase by the comedy duo matt and cousin ben

man, did you see tha state of that guy?, "yea whoever did it is a murkleman"

by seabee productions July 22, 2007

Drop the soap without the middleman

The act of shaping a bar of soap into a phallus shape and proceeding to make sweet love to it.

Dropping the soap in prison was not up to my expectations, therefore I had to drop the soap without the middleman.

by Long John Hawkins October 21, 2020

middleman

Also known as the Double Adapter , this is the man in the middle of a gay threesome.

My boyfriend and I picked up this flammer last night ,Sidney, and we used him as the middleman.

by roodboy September 1, 2007

The MiddleMan

A Hacker On Omegle who is in the middle of two conversations, you may never hear or know he is there until he talks, hes always watching.

Me: Did you hear the middleman speak just now?
Stranger: No i dont hear anyone?

by omeglelul October 25, 2020