mucus wipe

The mucus wipe is performed to a female who has mucus deficiency in her pussy. The male blows his nose into the girl’s pussy and wipes his nose using her pussy lips.

Jeremy should get the Nobel Peace Prize for helping out mucus deficient women by performing the mucus wipe.

by Jeremy Ross December 15, 2008

mucus fishing syndrome

Mucus fishing syndrome is when you anally fist a persons asshole, gather large amounts of ass mucus and place the anal mucus onto the persons eyeballs.

The doctor told her she had mucus fishing syndrome. Her eyes were glazed over with ass mucus.

by Hugh jassle September 30, 2020

Mucus molly

The most dangerous weapon known to man, a mucus filled jar which would probably infect anyone with coronavirus-19. Preferably dropped on covid deniers and people protesting covid regulations at hospitals

"What will we do about these pesky anti-covid protesters?"
*swills* *screws lid*
"Taken care of it"
"How???"
"Mucus molly."

by whoahthere January 4, 2021

mucus slinger

When one flings it's mucus from the mucus membrane of the nasal cavity on to someone or something intentionally

I was a mucus slinger at my girlfriend after she took my last crack rock

by Murdockou812 May 25, 2024

Mucus Pukus

Name for "Circus Circus" in Nevada. Specifically referring to their carpets stained with vomit, urine, and other bodily fluids.

We've got a 7-day stay booked at old Mucus Pukus.

by Bdogpics December 14, 2025

ass mucus

The slimey substance of a wet fart. The remains in your pants after a shart.

Vinnie had to change his underwear after he sharted out ass mucus.

by Vinnie the Cock February 29, 2008

cervical mucus

n.

A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.

Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.

After testing my wife and I and confirming we were both fertile, our fertility doctor theorized that my wife's cervical mucus was rejecting my sperm because I was an inferior beta male. He suggested running a special test to see if an Alpha male like him could inseminate her. After my wife and I agreed, he knocked her up in one try. Thanks to the natural selection performed by my wife's cervical mucus we now have a cuck baby and I'm a chaste cuckold.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 18, 2021