spray mucus

A connoisseur of very large buttocks, internet pornography, naked weight training. Often found in orange county or whereever migrant farm workers gather. Continuously chasing the elusive threesome and all long haired barn animals.

Keep Spray Mucus away from your goats.

by Hector Day Man December 13, 2006

dick mucus

a slang term used for semen, especially in large quantities

Man, so i upheaved a boatload of dick mucus all over her belly button and it dripped down the sides...

by Jonothan Cumsalot March 21, 2008

mucu girl

A girl or young woman that you can tell just by the way they carry themselves or dress, is into the music scene.

Milton: Espresso Royale by Northeastern attracts alternagirls and classical mucu girls.

Rob: What's a mucu girl?

Milton: Music. Violins and shit.

by Miltonius July 16, 2005

mucus wipe

The mucus wipe is performed to a female who has mucus deficiency in her pussy. The male blows his nose into the girl’s pussy and wipes his nose using her pussy lips.

Jeremy should get the Nobel Peace Prize for helping out mucus deficient women by performing the mucus wipe.

by Jeremy Ross December 15, 2008

mucus wipe

The mucus wipe is performed to a female who has mucus deficiency in her pussy. The male blows his nose into the girl’s pussy and wipes his nose using her pussy lips.

Jeremy should get the Nobel Peace Prize for helping out mucus deficient women by performing the mucus wipe.

by Jeremy Ross December 15, 2008

fanny mucus

mucus made by the womens vagina much like when you get a greenie in your throat.

girl, your ##### just sneezed snot all over my face!!!!

by bob March 30, 2004

pussy mucus

it’s like your pussy has a cold. it gets really snotty and gross🤢

“bro why her pussy so slimy” “it’s that pussy mucus”

by hga16 February 8, 2019