Mucrustation

Mucus; in a thin layer of solid state matter. Usually a result of wind or cold weather. Frequently inhabiting overly cool, crotch rocketeers upper lip.

Zeke removed his retro viking biker helm to reveal an unfortanate case of mucrustation.

by jacobwrestledtheangel September 9, 2010

Mucus shoe

he is a femboy (true) and a murderer kinda scary. he could murder you at any moment hide your children please.

hey is that a lucas a murdering femboy that could kill your children.
wait is that Mucus shoe

by lucasisdiscordkitten November 20, 2022

Skene's gland mucosa

A mucosa expelled by the skene's gland!

American Caucasians are researching the skene's gland mucosa!?

by Skene's gland mucosa May 12, 2022

mucus trooper

An inconsiderate bastard who insists on coming to work with a cold or flu, thus infecting the rest of the workforce

I wouldn't have got this cold if he wasn't such a mucus trooper

by mesh606 March 10, 2004

mucus pukus

A magic/witchcraft word for 2nd graders.Used in a way like hocus pocus. May be literal.

When I say mucus pukus, you will die.

by Can of Worms November 7, 2006

mucus scum

People who sniff all the fucking time rather than buying tissues or carrying a handkerchief. Usually ignorant townie scumbags who are just too thick to realize that their constant nasal sounds are really fucking annoying.

"I sat near a mucus scum on the bus and I wanted to punch his fucking face in after the thirtieth sniff"

by Zero Tollrance September 24, 2003

Meat Mucus

Cum,Semen,Jizz,Spooge,Sperm,Spunk

mouth my man muscle marvolously til i make meat mucus all over your mammaries

by BrenanC August 11, 2008