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myspace junkie

1.) someone who refreshes the page every 5 seconds thinking they get comments.

2.) someone who gets up at 2;00 AM to checkif someone recommented them

3.) someone who's usually always one the computer

4.) someone who stares at their own myspace page.
"OMG! All christina does is sit on her computer and check her myspace! She's such a myspace junkie!"
by shakishia July 28, 2006
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myspace love

When you spend hours upoun hour sitting infront of myspace refreshing constently just to get a reply from your crush.
Nate:Dude be careful myspace love is a bitch lets go.

Jeremy: Dude hold on its only been 2 hours 23 minutes and 47...48 seconds since i heard from her.
by JeremyRohleder May 26, 2008
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Myspace Pic

An extremely deceiving self-portrait taken from a limited number of specific angles where said person actually appears attractive. This photo style can hide such unattractive qualities as double chins, triple chins, excess “gumminess”, acne, quadruple chins, big noses, bad hair, no hair, obesity, and poor hygiene.

This effect can be quantitatively measured and is described by the following equation to solve for deceptiveness.

Deceit = (Angle of camera from horizontal) / (percentage of body shown) / (# of available profile pictures)

Note: Often taken using the reflection of a bathroom mirror.
You looked better in your myspace pic. And flush your toilet before your photo-shoot next time.
by Chief Double Click February 9, 2010
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myspace angles

Pictures which were specifically taken and uploaded to fool the Myspace community into believing you are more attractive then you actually appear.

This is done by shooting pictures of yourself at angles in which you are most appealing.
Tom - I finally met that girl I've been chattin with online all year.

Jerry - Oh yea, how'd it go?

Tom - Miserable, she was twice as fat as her pictures and had a mustache.

Jerry - Oh man, I can't believe it! You fell for her myspace angles!
by Benjah February 16, 2006
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myspace ninja

one who turns off the "online now" logo but constantly post blogs, comments , bulletins and so on but you never know if you will get a reply due to the absence of the logo
Erik:Dude why do i always get things from Lucas but everytime i go to reply hes not on. then later he gets mad at me for a no reply
Zach: because hes a myspace ninja, you never know when you will get a shuriken like comment to the picture o_0
by Erik The Mexi May 13, 2008
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Myspace Quitter

Someone who quits myspace to live in the real world. People on their friend list usually become devastated.
Dick is a myspace quitter and he now lives in the real world.
by Papoosenigga August 18, 2006
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Myspace Personality

Someone who has a drastically different personality in real life when compared to myspace comments. Many post comments and use words they would never use in real life and attempt to have a sense of humor.
Eric, dude, I met that chick from myspace last night, she was NOTHING like her Myspace Personality! The chick was quiet and talked a lot about paper pulp.
by drix August 23, 2006
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