mozzled

To get drunk so much you pass out.

'Oh man, that guy got so mozzled last night.'

by T.m.a May 22, 2006

mezzed

mesmerized

Example can't be blank but im mezzed and am stuck -_-

by mladjacool August 11, 2010

muzzed up pigeon

An Australian phrase for the noise made by a loud blow-off valve on a turbo car, particularly a VL Turbo full of wankers who think they are cool, with their hats on sideways doing bog laps of the city with the stereo turned right up.
When the throttle is released the air rushes through the BOV causing a loud "Tutututututu" noise. Sounding like a pigeon on LSD.
See also dose

VL turbo full of wankers: tututututututu
Johhny: Wow, listen to that thing! It sounds like a fully muzzed up pigeon! Bunch of tools!

by Every name I try is taken - its Rob! March 12, 2008

Mozzeltof

When a man ejaculates into a yamulke and then shoves the cum filled yamulke into the girl's face.

Hailey thinks Boliver has mastered the art of the mozzeltof.

by toast and company January 26, 2009

mozzercising

to exercise while listening to Morrissey and/or The Smiths.

Guy 1: hey what did you do today Guy2?
Guy2: not much. just some mozzercising.

by JimmyV343 May 12, 2008

Mozzerella bites

What you eat when you can't find any other food in your damn house.

"There's nothing to fucking eat!"
"Eat some damn mozzerella bites."

by LLAURENSKI. January 21, 2009

mazzed

1) Get heated by surrounding heat energy which comes from the Sun and Moon and stuff, cause nausea.

2) Stunned by anything that could cause stun effect.

Edward Tan is an absolute SOB, I got mazzed by his sissy acting.

by Vincent the man May 10, 2012