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Lawn Mowing

A task of pure evil brought on by the spring and summer months, and subsequent rain and sun in these periods of time. The task robs humans of precious time in these seasons and is a real pain in the ass. Problems with lawn mowing equipment, such as mower not running,being out of gas,out of oil,and weed eater broken are just some of the fun times and great stuff in store for all to enjoy.
by TV CAR April 8, 2010
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mowing the lawn

When one shaves off all of his or her pubic hairs.
Kaytee: Hey Bria! Guess what? I mowed my lawn today!

Bria: Too much info..
by Kaytee August 7, 2004
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Monring

Initially:
Standard before midday keyboard mistake.

Lets the receiver know that you are so indifferent to sending mails in the morning that you can't even be bothered to use the spell checker to correct the error. Following which you decide to make up ridiculous meanings for the word based on who you sent the mail too.
After extended employment time:
After an extended period of time you begin to use it intentionally to show your disdain towards the mundane tasks given to you. And your secret meanings become darker and more violent.
Good Monring Matt, thank you for doing that but could you please add this to it?

Fucks sake, I wish Matt would just do his job! took him 6 months to return it wrong!
by The Loveridge July 3, 2017
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Motrin

Motrin (Vitamin I, Ibuprofen) is an NSAID (Non-Steroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drug) which can be used for headaches and body aches. It's really good for headaches and 200mg to 400mg is taken with a glass of water. It's mostly good for headaches. If you have a headache, you can have a glass of water (Hydrogen oxide) alone to see if it's due to lack of hydration. If the headache is gone, you just needed hydration. If it's still there, it's caused by something else and you need a motrin 200mg or two of them. If you're depressed or have more physical pain like a broken arm or leg but the doctor won't give you Vicodin, take Kratom (2g to 8g+). If you have been traumatized by a narcissist ex-girlfriend, or went to war and are having PTSD flashbacks, talk to your doctor about Propranolol 40mg (2 of the 20mg pills a day). If you want a hangover free alcohol, drink 2ml to 10ml+ of 2-methyl-2-butanol. Kratom generally doesn't mix with alcohols because it can be harmful or fatal.
Tony: I had a headache and drank water. Half an hour later and it's still there, so I took 200mg Motrin with more water and the headache disappeared.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 5, 2023
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jose mourinho

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.
Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."
by starky October 21, 2007
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moring wood

Wake up from fucking someone hot in your dream (wet dream) and have an erection
Girl "honey why you still in bed"
Guy "trying to get rid of my moring wood"
by inthedarkshadows January 10, 2014
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Morrin Cans

A can of booze that isn't quite the normal size of a can, normally Carlsberg. People who drink this tend to be rather effeminate and prefer to drink these 'baby cans' rather than cans for adults. You also must pay more money for these as you are paying for the privilege of not being a real man.
Dude 1 : Hey dude, are those Morrin Cans? Couldn't you find the proper sized ones?

Dude 2 : Aww shit, he's on the Morrin Cans. I didn't know he was a wimp.
by SwayzeismyName June 11, 2010
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