mother grey goose

the one motherly girl amongst the group who can still take care of friends (hold hair while friend throws up, walk friend to the restroom to piss, make drinks, carry/walk friend, etc.) while being drunk herself and not being bothered by it at all.

Girl: I really hope I don't get drunk and stupid at that party tonight.

Boy: Don't worry Diana is gonna be there. She usually enjoys playing the role of Mother Grey Goose when we're out at parties.

mother grey goose by the original MGG July 19, 2009

mother goosed 

Telling a story, originally thought it was worthwhile, and then realizing that it really wasn't funny to anyone. Not even you.

Brad got mother goosed again.

mother goosed by NateZ October 14, 2005

mothergoosehenchicken

This is a swear word that is politically correct around sensitive ears. ie: children

"I am going to mothergoosehenchicken that rabbit if it comes near our garden again!"

mothergoosehenchicken by Slickfooter3000 August 10, 2018

Mothergoose

One who takes care of everyone when they are highly under the influence of drugs and cannot do things for themselves.

"Hey man, why is that guy so nice?"
"Oh him? He's the Mothergoose."

Mothergoose by Mothergoose (Brandon) January 7, 2009

Mothergoosin 

A person who is sitting above the beer pack, yet too drunk to find it (thus share it).

Hey dude, stop mothergoosin' the damn brew!

Mothergoosin by B-Rus (Linux) February 18, 2009