Mother Goosing

When you take a ice cold alcoholic beverage from the fridge, and it is to cold to drink, so you have to sit on the alcoholic beverage (Between the gouch) until it has reach the proper temperature to be consumed.

Erik was mother goosing his beer while he drank his other beer.

by Tony Gwags December 6, 2010

Mother Goosing

When you shove a hard-boiled egg up your partners asshole and then eat it out.

Baby, have I'm a pro at mother goosing my partners.

by Tacohut June 6, 2021

Mother-Goosing

the act of cockblocking someone, but with Weed because one is "looking out for another's best interest"

Stop Mother-Goosing the weed. Whatever, whatever, I do what i want !

by Phikeia229 December 14, 2009

mother goosin

When there's a bunch of tweekers passin the pipe telling stories, talkin shit about someone else

Mike's been Mother Goosin

by BadBitch104 June 2, 2018

Mothergoosin

A person who is sitting above the beer pack, yet too drunk to find it (thus share it).

Hey dude, stop mothergoosin' the damn brew!

by B-Rus (Linux) February 18, 2009