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motard

Mo•tard mo-tahrd
Noun

some one who does not know how to control there motivation.

1a. you’re so motivated your retarded.
2a. retarded with motivation.
marine PFC: Rah staff sergeant!

SSGT: Shut the hell up, Motard!
by LSDKING November 6, 2012
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motard

Contraction for "motorized retard". A motard is a retard whose disability inhibits motor skills, limiting him or her to a wheelchair or other form of artificial locomotion.
"The motard whipped around the corner and into a trash can."
by Jared R July 20, 2003
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motard

by BGandAN May 5, 2005
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motard

When you have an arab friend who acts really retarded. And his name happens to be Mohammed then you abbreviate his name to Motard.
"Yo Kyle you talk to Motard lately?"
by Adwizzle May 17, 2006
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motard

someone in the
United States Marine Corps. Who is so brain washed by stupid rules and regulations has no common sense or judge ment. Being so motivated that all normal brain functions cease and the only thing that is right is what some lazy fat E-8 or higher has told you (usually to benefit himself. THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO ALL MARINES ONLY CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS WHO INORDER TO GET PROMOTED SUCK DICK OF A HIGHER RANK TO IMPROVE PRO AND CON MARKS.
"Hey, Sgt Smith got promoted by making his platoon wash the Colonel's car."
"Yeah, what a MOTARD."
by Ben Theer December 28, 2005
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motard

a retard with an EXTREMELY LARGE MOLE
mo(le) re(tard)
see pawel for reference
holy mother of shit, hes a motard!
by jimmy February 23, 2005
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motard

One who farts in the bathtub and sucks up the bubbles.
by def1 April 27, 2004
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