Motard

An annoying, boring, self-righteous mormon who likes to kill all of the fun. Usually, they were born and raised in Utah, have never lived outside of Utah and they:
-Don't drink ANY caffeine
-Have never sworn in their life
-Read their Book of Mormon twice a day
-Never miss church
-Don't watch any "R" rated movies
and they think anyone who does not follow or do what they do, is going to burn in hell. Also known as Molly-Mormons and Peter-Priesthoods.

"Hey guys we should watch a movie tonight."

"Let's watch Sweeney Todd!"

"But it's rated 'R'! That's against my religion!"

"Go read your scriptures you stupid motard..."
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"Dinner and a movie?"

"Sure!"

"Pick you up at 7 on Monday?"

"I have FHE..."

"...motard..."

by NinjaSteve June 09, 2009

FHE

FHE is an acronym for Family Home Evening. Family home evening is what the mormons do every monday night. They get together as a family, play games, tell stories, etc. Also known as Family Night but this occurs on a weekly basis.

"Let's go swimming tomorrow."
"Okay, but I have to be home by 7."
"Why?"
"FHE"

by NinjaSteve June 09, 2009