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Mossyjaw

A well aged, but not old, vagina that one encounters once in his/her lifetime. A distinct smell accompanies you and your belongings for an indefinite amount of time, usually days but if your lucky, weeks. Mossyjaw has been studied and test results have conclusively returned the following: 1) The fragrance/odor can't be removed with scrubbing pad and detergent alone. BLEACH MUST be used with the recipe. 2) Some may encounter post traumatic stress disorders after experiencing a good batch of the M-jaw (street slang). 3) If properly handled Mossyjaw can be a positive and life changing event in one's life.
I didn't see it coming, but just as her panties came down I understood with contentment that I was all up into some Mossyjaw. I scrubbed the next day for hours but that stuff wouldn't come-off, even with ajax and sos pad! M-jaw for life!
by Kalibama December 25, 2009
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Mossist

the act of being obese, yet doing nothing about it and then taking the easy way out by going through liposuction treatment.

Also, the act of taking complete control of internet access, and using it to your own advantage to play World of Warcraft all day at your job.
Bryan Moss, LSA IT TECH ADMINISTRATOR and well known Mossist.

Bryan Moss, former liposuction patient who is a Mossist.
by Vinwards January 20, 2011
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mossyhead

A place where the men are men and the goats are scared. Where strange and peculiar people gather under the powerlines. A cess pool of those prone to make, use and sell methamphetamine.
Mossyhead is a place where the men are men and the goats are scared
by Virginia Evans January 7, 2019
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mossycult

a tiktok group that is super funny and cool.
Omg did you see mossycult new tiktok
by arthur arden March 30, 2021
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mossive

Randy Moss. Future Hall-of-Fame resident. Greatest WR ever to play the game. The life and soul of the Minnesota Vikings. Has amazing talent. MOSS + MASSIVE = MOSSIVE
shit check out that tarzan wave! its huge! its mossive!
by JSquizzle August 11, 2004
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mossy jaw

Southern slang term for eating out a women's vagina. Mossy pertaining to the genetailia. Jaw pertaining to your mouth.
I sure did have some good mossy jaw last night.
by Kenny G August 23, 2006
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Mossing

Moss chills on trees, therefore mossing means chilling.
Bitch please im mossing...
by Jerm95 September 18, 2011
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