mastodonic

Adjective used to describe a huge, gigantic penis. Named after the mastodons, an extint species of elephants.

Synonym: elephant cock

I'm going to rape you with my mastodonic 300-mile long cock.

by Roth Vantage January 5, 2015

Mastodon

When the girl is on all 4 and you ram your dick from across the bedroom, like an elephant taking down a tree while your girl cries like an elephant calling for help

I made my girl come to my house i flipped her over and she was on her 4, so I mastodon her, such a great experience.

by JKM23 November 19, 2017

Mastodon Rage

To be so filled with seething angst and rage, your only thought is to utter a gutteral growl, like a Mastodon.

Teacher: "Timmy, you have failed the test..."

Student: "URRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!"

Teacher: <Blown Away>
<A Prime example of a Mastodon Rage situation>

by Aut0matic M16 April 5, 2010

Mastodonian

Mastodonian should be used as an adjective to describe something that has characteristics of a mastodon. Typical use is to is describe either girth or general snufaluphagus-ness.

Whoa!! I'm absolutely stuffed. That slice of pizza was mastodonian.

by kvegas108 September 15, 2010

[Mastodon]

The new kings of the heavy metal world. They are a prog-sludge metal fusion, with their earlier releases leaning towards sludge metal and their later releases leaning towards a prog-sludge fusion.

Their 2004 albumn Leviathan is a classic record and their 2006 albumn Blood Mountain launched them into the mainstream. They have a new albumn, Crack the Skye, coming out Spring 2009.

All of their albums center around a different element and story 9with the exception of Remission, which loosely focuses on fire). Remission is fire, Leviathan is water, Blood Mountain is earth, and Crack the Skye focuses on aether.

Remission (2002)
Leviathan (2004)
Blood Mountain (2006)
Crack the Skye (2009)

Mastodon are the new knigs of the metal world.

by ghdhlgh5796h January 31, 2009

mastodon

mastodon is, besides an extinct mammal and a metal band, a decentralized open-source social media tool. If I'm understanding it correctly, there are a lot of different servers running mastodon software. These are called instances. People with accounts on one instance can interact with people on other instances. All these instances together are called a federation. It seems to be particulary popular with people who are fed up with twitter, because of it's lack of ads and increased discourse between people running the instances and people using it. It also seems to be popular among japanese people, for two of the biggest instances are japanese language, one of which is hosted by pixiv.
It is also possible to host a private mastodon instance that is invisible to outsiders. This could prove very helpful for companies.

OFFICIAL WEBSITE: joinmastodon DOT org
POPULAR INSTANCE: mastodon DOT social
VIDEO EXPLANATION (OFFICIAL): youtu DOT be/IPSbNdBmWKE

hey have you heard of mastodon? You can easily find your twitter mutuals if they've connected their accounts.

by I like mastodon August 21, 2018

Mastodon

Used to proclaim oneself as being totally manly, usually after having performed an amazing feat.

"Did you see that goal, I'm a total mastodon!!"

by Junkyard Dog July 1, 2004