organized crime

Wow... the first definition for organized crime? anyway, it's the mafia, not that crips/bloods bullshit.

But organized crime might run deeper than the mafia.

by Adrian July 5, 2006

Organized Mess

Organized mess is something that is messy but organized at the same time.

A boys room is organized mess. If u look at it there not be an order to it, but the occupant knows where everything is.

by Mr XDizzle March 19, 2004

organized hoarder

A person who has mass amounts of stuff BUT who keeps the stuff in plastic totes, filing cabinets, bags Etc....like paper, crafts, fabric and such.

The organized hoarder had 50 grey 40 gallon totes with nothing but craftbooks in it.

by mrsshelton January 3, 2011

morganmizell

a short petite creature that secretly lives in your house trying to pursue its dream of becoming an ass goblin. this creature likes long walks on the beach and warm bubble baths. it also enjoys singing broadway songs and requests lots of love. this creature will often jump at you screaming "LOVE ME" and then the morgan will break out in tears.

beware for it is vicious

kid # 1: woah! is that a morganmizell on the BEACH?!?!

kid # 2: yeah i found her in my bath tub last week.

kid # 3: well i caught her trying to crawl up my ass yesterday!

by wowzers!!! November 17, 2009

Morganed

To severly screw over

"We have just been morganed!"
"Oh my GOD! We were just morganed! By Morgan himself!"
"I have totally been morganed by Calculus!"

by Niffer10 October 7, 2011

organized dumb

How a normal person views a Trump rally.

There is a lot of energy, excitement, and structure at this function... it's organized dumb.

by sCuTr January 25, 2017

organized religion

1. A bad idea.
2. An over simplification of a complicated idea to rationalize away the unknow so that the general public can sleep at night believing that by attending religious services they are on the way to salvation.
3. Subtle attempts at brainwashing for a.... "good" cause.
4. The lack of desiring real answers about life and thusly settling for what is popularly accepted.

1. Organized religion is about as smart as eating bleach.
2. Organized religion is like having "Advanced Calculus For Dummies."
3. I'm no conspiracy theorist, but any group trying to convince me to giving money to them along with believing crackers are God will get me into heaven, isn't all too far from brainwashing, regardless of motives.
4. I'm lazy so I am a fervent believer in organized religion.

by the Smith September 4, 2007