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Moopie

A dairy cow who lives in constant fear of being eaten. Has black hooves and a huge nose. He is a horny cow because he likes to hit people with his horns. Somehow Moopie can produce milk.

Moopie can also transform into Cowman to save the world from beef eaters. His only weakness is being tipped over.
Moopie has been shaking in fear ever since he got trapped in a cooking pot last week.
by Mini Moopie May 21, 2009
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Mopped the Floor

To put someone, or something, to complete shame, or humiliation, and to better it in every capacity; to utterly outdo, outperform or outwit. The phrase is used to conjure sentiments of shaming to the point of using that thing for the lowly task of mopping the floor with. Generally used in past, or more rarely, future or prospective tense.
1. Peyton Manning just mopped the floor with Tom Brady.

2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!

3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.
by Bloodknight November 24, 2010
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mippie

A miniature hippie. Similar to Hobbits from Lord of the Rings, but without swords. Notable attributes include mipples which are human-like nipples covered by protective sacks.
That factory is so small only mippies could work in there! But we all know mippies don't work.
by Julio 00accord44 June 21, 2006
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jizz mopper

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!
by Anonymous August 1, 2003
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Mippie

Mippie(s)

Mippies were created by Moppie, an eccentric, but slightly deranged, moderator on an online auto enthusiast community. There are no known public images of mippies, but they are described as being similar to Hobbits from the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy, but without swords. Physical attributes include human-like nipples, which are covered by a protective sac and referred to as “mipples”. A mippie can also be identified by its small patch of hair atop its head.
The mippies worked tirelessly in the shop preparing for their upcoming battle.
by Julio Perez 00accord44 June 21, 2006
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gizz mopper

1. Taken from the classic movie, Clerks, a gizz mopper is an employee of janitorial status who works at a nudie booth. When satisfied customers blow their loads on the glass... this really doesn't require much more explanation.
Randal: I wonder how much a gizz mopper makes.
by aka_Pyro July 26, 2007
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jiz mopper

You know the guy who cleans up the "nudie booth" after the guy shoots a load. Used in the movie CLERKS.
I shot a load all over the glass of the nudie booth and the jiz mopper cleaned it up
by Rumpleganjskin January 9, 2005
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