Moose Deuce

A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.

George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.

by Shit knife December 17, 2018

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Moose Day

Nov. 23 is Moose Day. You must ride a moose to all your destinations.

Damn it! I forgot it's Moose Day, I can't leave my house.

by habi123 November 1, 2021

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Moose Day • Moose Daddy • Moose Deuce • Moose Disease • Moose dong • Moose-Donkey • Moose Douche • Moose Drool • moose drool beer • moose dyke

Moosa’d

When you go out fishing for the day and you catch fokol

I recently went fishing to a PVT and I Moosa’d

by anonymous February 12, 2023

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alaskan upside down moose pile driver

when you pee in a girls butt get her pregnant and pile drive her down the stairs for a free abortion

pee pain Alaskan upside down moose pile driver

by gfkfkfkfkf December 1, 2016

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National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day

Falls on the date January 1st…
National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day is to celebrate the gworls with a gigantic bulge like pussy. The appreciation of this day stems from the girl with the fattest moose pussy, Chloe. We want to honor the gworls on this day and if you know someone with a big fat moose pussy, please cash app her $5 on this glorious day.

“ Oh today is National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day? Damn i need to cash app her $5…”
“National Big Fat Moose Pussy Day, got me missing my old girl Chloe!”

by ang3licluvr July 1, 2022

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Michigan Moose Track Double Stack

This is a maneuver that requires both a male and female, excluding guy on guy since it will require an unobstructed anus. this however does not exclude girl on girl if a strap-on is readily available. This act starts off with the man(or the man in the relationship) sitting on the toilet facing the tank, and then the reciever mounting the the male. after starting intrecourse the female then procedes to shit which on most occasions will leave a trail of fecal matter on the scrotum.

"man i cant believe that girl did a michigan moose track double stack with me last night, and she wasn't even that drunk either!"

by mayor of riley May 6, 2010

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