monsterbate

To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.

So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.

by demonicomelette March 22, 2003

Monsterbate

To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.

I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.

by Pizzazzman May 3, 2011

mansturbate

when you a bate a man into a forest while not wearing any clothes

Person 1: Did you see all the men come out of the forest this morning?
Person 2: Oh, I was in the mood. I had to mansturbate last night.

by Mololo October 25, 2010

Monsterbate

(-ed, -ing) (verb) 1. Pleasuring one's self to Lady GaGa songs. 2. What Lady Gaga does with her vagina and penis. 4. Complete obsession with Lady Gaga

Ex: There is actually people out there who monsterbate.

by GhastlyxGrizzly March 3, 2011

Monsterbate

The act or being of drinking a Monster brand energy drink.

My friends and I monsterbate when we're thirsty.

by CDCEN July 1, 2008

mensturbate

When females go into their monthly menstrual period their hormones go all out of wack and required to be fulfilled by masturbation. Aka flicking the red bean

"it's that time of the month, but i'm feeling an urge to mensturbate"

by rockybalboa. December 29, 2016

mormsturbate

When you masturbate using the book of mormon. Specifically, when you put your penis between the soft pages and sliding it out slowly.

Dude the other day i came so hard last night after i mormsturbated. i love the missionaries now.

by heisenberg420969 May 7, 2018