meowsturbate

(verb.): to pour milk on the genitals and have a feline lick it up, whilst sitting back and enjoying the intense pleasure.

Dude, last night, whilst meowsturbate ing, Mr. Snibbles bit me thinking my clit was a piece of cat nip. It was awesome.

by sidvills March 22, 2010

Mousturbate

1) To click one's mouse furiously.

2)To rub one's "self" with a mouse(computer).

Dude, john straight mousturbated with your comp.

by Ahnakel F. Mjuf December 28, 2005

momsturbate

to masturbate while watching one's mother dress or shower, or while looking at nude photos of her.

Todd couldn't help but momsturbate after finding naked photo's of his mother in his fathers dresser drawer.

by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

momsturbate

stimulation of sex organs while keeping in mind the mom of a close friend.

"Why don't you go home and momsturbate you fag?"

by T & PP November 9, 2006

meowsturbation

(n) the act of pleasuring oneself while viewing feline pornography

Tim was once a great lawyer, but he was disbarred when he was caught in the act of meowsturbation in a broom closet.

by meowchael April 28, 2015

METSturbate

The intense, pleasureful and often sexually satisfying experience that all Mets have during Baseball's offseason. During this period any move the Mets make is regarded as the "Perfect Fit" and Mets fans drool at the idea that the team might finish better than .500. This is, of course, never the case.

John: Hey Rick, do you want to go see a movie later?
Rick: I can't, Mike and I are going to METSturbate together over Michael Cuddyer.

by Jayzee123 November 15, 2014

mensturbate

V. when a girl masturbates during her period.

masturbate + menstruate

by adderall April 11, 2004