(verb.): to pour milk on the genitals and have a feline lick it up, whilst sitting back and enjoying the intense pleasure.
Dude, last night, whilst meowsturbate ing, Mr. Snibbles bit me thinking my clit was a piece of cat nip. It was awesome.
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Todd couldn't help but momsturbate after finding naked photo's of his mother in his fathers dresser drawer.
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John: Hey Rick, do you want to go see a movie later?
Rick: I can't, Mike and I are going to METSturbate together over Michael Cuddyer.
Rick: I can't, Mike and I are going to METSturbate together over Michael Cuddyer.
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