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moonstration

When your menstrual cycle starts on the full moon.
Tonight is the full moon so I know this is the first day of Karina's moonstration cycle.
by beerchicky November 1, 2014
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moonstruck

a phenomenon of a stupid man who totally loses his mind and starts acting dumb whenever he sees hot chicks. even a man of ability falls into this category. so almost every man is a moonstruck dog.
he acts like a moonstruck calf on chicks.
by lolito May 13, 2005
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moontard

a. A moon faced retard.

or

b. someone who is retarded that comes from the moon.

first coined by sir Alfred Clamb in 1823 on his expedition to Tunisia. He wrote in a letter to his sweetheart that 'Tunisia is Lovely but there is this moontard what keeps following me round. It's fucking me up and i cant get my chill on'
hiya mate, you look like a moontard. do you wanna suck my dad's dick?
by panda dom June 19, 2009
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moonsturbate

Dude, I went to the moon last week and moonsturbated!
by MrAllStar December 31, 2011
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monstar shop

Small venue in Phoenix, AZ know for catering to the underground rap crowd, specifically Juggalos. Apart from being a concert area it doubles as a retail store for various underground horrorcore/acid rap artists.

The ONLY store in Arizona that sales Faygo.
What did the Ninja say to the Juggalo? "Wanna head up to the Monstar Shop in Phoenix to grab a couple Faygo cream sodas homie?"
by Grhyme January 16, 2008
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Monstar

An insult meaning complete idiot, buffoon, and typically has terrible internet connection. Is also a completely lonely faggot. This name came to popularity during 2018, when the ex-music Artist "John" thought of the name while eating what (according to the man himself, much to the dismay of those around him) was not chicken curry.

Furthermore, it is advised that individuals exercise extreme caution with those known as a "Monstar". They are known for highly inappropriate behavior, being carried in video games, and most importantly, leeching off of your money due to their FTP-ness.
Goddamn it dude! That Monstar kept asking me for money today. He needs to get off his ass and get a job.

Fuck you, you fucking Monstar. Get some better internet, and a girlfriend.
by pls don't reject August 22, 2019
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moonster

An insult that is becoming more and more famous, especially on facebook.

somebody who constantly interrupts people, constantly yells stupid and unnecessary things, irritates the hell out of you, has the stupidest opinions about everything, has no life, doesn't know how to have fun, is abstinent to drugs/alcohol for no fucking reason, thinks that being cool is being a dick, doesn't know how to talk to women, is perverted, has no respect for women, stares at women's body parts directly with no subtly or shame, will NEVER get laid without paying for it, is arrogant, condescending, and in general pisses everybody off.

In other words, one of those guys who are just straight up losers in every single way and think they are right about, synonym for loser, faggott, bitch, or hard-headed douche bag.

NOBODY likes somebody that is a moonster. LITERALLY nobody.
"dude dont you think that nathan kid is such a moonster?"
"yea seriously, hell never get laid"
"or have any friends for that matter...."
"I just dont understand people like him, seriously wtf"
" I know, somepeople are just destined to be losers."
"imagine him in 10 years, living alone, jacking off to porn, doing nothing on friday and saturday nights, no friends.... wow, I kinda of feel sad for him."
"we call him a moonster for a reason, no joke man"
"yea seriously....god...."
by sojournguysucks420 April 13, 2010
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