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moonboi

A novice cryptocurrency investor who thinks they will become cartoonishly rich after investing a very small sum on a shitcoin.
"John just bought $25.00 of Safemoon, he's a moonboi, so he thinks he'll have a Lambo next week! Lmao!"
by omgnow21 May 26, 2021
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MoonBoy

Laszlo, a stock trader from MMGinvest coined the term, "Moonboy" when referring to over-exuberance and unrealistic beliefs and bias by none professional investors who think their investment value will shoot up in price like a space rocket launch towards the moon. an analogy of an extremely lengthy distance upward into the sky then outer space reaching the moon surface. The "Moonboys" entire investment strategy is based upon convincing themselves and others to join them in their crusade to make their initial investment within an asset class and or security gain popularity in order to gain demand pushing higher valuations so the "Moonboy" can off-load their investment onto new buyers purchasing at much higher prices, as a result, gaining massive profits. This type of behaviour can be a result of greed and or desperation, common symptoms are never-ending conversations of becoming rich quick and or daydreaming about exotic sports cars such as Lamborghini's.

moon the earth's natural satellite that shines by the sun's reflected light, revolves around the earth from west to east in about 29¹/₂ days boy a male child from birth to adulthood
Moonboy- "You need to buy this it will 10x this year alone, just buy the dip, if you don't buy now you will miss out, you don't understand prices will never ever be this low again!"
by HODL November 26, 2019
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Moonbop

when you get something hold it in one hand and slap domeone with the object square on the forehead, as your doing it you claim moonbop!.
Damn bitch, your ass just got moonbop'd!
by Terry tight top October 11, 2008
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mooninites

A race of pixelated aliens from the inner core of the moon, represented by the duo of Ignignot and Err. They proclaim to have five thousand dimensions, and show goodwill towards citizens of Earth by gouging expletives onto vehicles with a key. They enjoy partaking of illegal substances, stealing, and burning Carl's furniture for no reason. Their god is an Indian who turns into a wolf.
The Mooninites stole Carl's pornography for the express purpose of sodomizing their vast imaginations.
by Marigold Futura December 7, 2003
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Talking moonie

Similar to a moonie.The act of bending over & spreading ones buttocks thus revealing the anus to an unsuspecting friend or relative. The "mooner" then manipulates his or her sphincter whilst engaging the victim in conversation, creating the illusion that they are indeed taking out of their arse.
Talking Moonie

Mooner - "hello... hello.. hows my beard?"
Victim - "fuck off"
by dancehalldudley March 22, 2007
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Moonbase Alpha

A free game produced by NASA to be downloaded and played from Steam. The objective of the game is to co-operate with your teamates and preform various tasks, such as repairing your base after a meteor storm.

However, this is pointless, due to the text-to-speech option, which will let everything you and others say be translated into text to speech. Thus, in mostly all of the lobbies, you will see people saying 'JOHN MADDEN' or 'AEIOU', and will not get the joke untill you turn text-to-speech on. When joining a server, there's an unspoken rule at least ONE person will be spamming 'AEIOU' or 'EBAY' in the monotone of stephen hawkings/microsoft sam.
Popular phrases on moonbase alpha are:

'UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU' 'JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN!' 'AEIOU? AEIOU!' 'SNAKE? SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAaaake!' '1234567890' '?!?!?!?!?!?!' 'EBRBRBRBRBR', et cetra, et cetra.
by TheDailyFail May 9, 2011
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Moonbean

A series of events that lead to a dramatic elapse of time causing one to question the true purpose of life
Losing my house and my husband has caused me to go into a moonbean due to my drug problem while questioning all humanity
by Vanilla Bay October 31, 2011
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