A school that u go to and u find condoms all over the floor and people giving handjobs in public but overall the students are pretty chill
Mom: how was the track meet at Monticello High School
Person: it was good I saw a girl giving someone a handjobbehind the bleachers
Person: it was good I saw a girl giving someone a handjobbehind the bleachers
by Henry Ford Mustang May 10, 2017
Get the Monticello High School mug.A psychotic bitch that has her head so far up her ass that she has no clue about the world around her. During encounters with this person, she frequently screeches like a horny bullfrog-harpy hybrid from hell, causing sane people to contemplate homicide.
by frogsquisher October 30, 2014
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Monticello is a town in the Catskill Mountain Region of Upstate New York. It is known as the urban center of a rural area. It is hoem to Sullivan County Jail, Sullivan County Court, and Monticello High School. MHS is known for it's gang problem, as well as several violent incidents in the past couple of years.
There are several crime ridden neighborhoods mostly populated by African Americans and Hispanics, which include Evergreen Housing, and Shaker Heights. They are home to several street gangs including the BG's and L.O.S. (which I have written articles on here at Urban Dictionary)
There are several crime ridden neighborhoods mostly populated by African Americans and Hispanics, which include Evergreen Housing, and Shaker Heights. They are home to several street gangs including the BG's and L.O.S. (which I have written articles on here at Urban Dictionary)
by Shawn W. May 24, 2006
Get the Monticello mug.another name for the state of Montana, often only understood by people who live in Montana themselves; an awesome and quirky way of stating said state
Awesome person: "I just visited Montucky last week. It was so beautiful and relaxing. I think I'm going to move there some day."
Out-of-the-loop person: "Whaaa-tucky? Do they sell fried chicken there?"
Out-of-the-loop person: "Whaaa-tucky? Do they sell fried chicken there?"
by TryingToHelpYouOutBro May 6, 2011
Get the Montucky mug.A small backwoods town in Jawjah, mainly populated by rednecks and white trash.
Language:
Redneck, English, Ebonics, Spanish
Currency:
U.S. Dollars, children, deer antlers
Population:
12,000 (and breeding)
Arts and Entertainment:
Deer hunting, child molestation, prostitution, wife beating, primal drunken arguments, ignorance, and NASCAR*
(* The popularity of the last may be due to the short attention span required; all left turns, and sometimes cars blow up.)
Main imports:
Beer, prostitutes, modular housing, pickup trucks
Main exports:
Marijuana, other assorted drugs, deer, babies
Language:
Redneck, English, Ebonics, Spanish
Currency:
U.S. Dollars, children, deer antlers
Population:
12,000 (and breeding)
Arts and Entertainment:
Deer hunting, child molestation, prostitution, wife beating, primal drunken arguments, ignorance, and NASCAR*
(* The popularity of the last may be due to the short attention span required; all left turns, and sometimes cars blow up.)
Main imports:
Beer, prostitutes, modular housing, pickup trucks
Main exports:
Marijuana, other assorted drugs, deer, babies
by Go 'Cans! September 10, 2004
Get the Monticello mug.A town in Minnesota where there is so much to do yet nothing to do, people who live in housing developments are country because they wear camo or getto because they sag their pants, and where you can go to find a wonderful playground called Magic Kingdom... But that's torn down now, so this town has nothing to offer.
Dad: Wanna go to Monticello?
Billy: Sure, what do you wanna do there
Dad: ...Maybe we'll go somewhere else
Billy: Sure, what do you wanna do there
Dad: ...Maybe we'll go somewhere else
by Monti Magic Man September 10, 2016
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