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monticello

adj- sux ass; really really gay; easy place to pick up ho's and way to much damn drama
Brian tried to pick up the ho in monticello but ended up being a strange looking guy. Brian was very satisified
by Jason Aldridge (SanJose Ca) January 12, 2004
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monticello middle school

the monticello middle school is a place where we like to label everyone. like some people are the “vapers” some people are “sluts” and lots more. the girls in 8th grade like to have beef. the girls in 6th grade make musicallys everyday of there life. and 7th graders are just annoying
monticello middle school is full of hoes”
“ikr and vapers”
by pwkxiwnbcc May 4, 2018
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montecinos

Montecinos is usually a last name and has a history of strong people who never give up and keep on trying
The montecinos are independent people the name dates back to a long time ago
by Blerp derp May 18, 2018
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I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito

(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.

Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.
“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”
by albyeinstein April 10, 2022
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monticello

smallest piss ant town in World
Tends to suck great ass
Nothing here
Dead Town
Boring
aka HELL
Brian Anderson drove his truck through monticello and came out one gay ass queer motherfucker.
by Justin Walker January 12, 2004
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Monticello

Small town in southern Kentucky situated on Lake Cumberland. Unless you were born here, you are NOT from here. You could live here for 50 years and still be an outsider.

If you are not from here and decide to visit, heed this word of advise..."do not leave the paved road!"

Middle of nowhere where roads were built to let the people out.
Local: "Use ain't from round these parts, is use?"
Outsider: "I seem to be lost"
Local: chkk-chkk "Use bedder git ta goin"
Outsider: "Can you..."

POW (sound of gunfire)

An outsider was going through Monticello to Lake Cumberland when he made a wrong turn toward Bugwood and nobody ever saw him again. Reckon he didn't listen.

Primary language spoken is Hillbilly. An interpreter may be needed for outsiders.
by Dangerous Grace June 29, 2009
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Montebello

A gross, ghetto-filled city of nothing exciting. Home of the Montebello Town Center a.k.a. Mall stuck in a time warp of the 70s. Will remind you of a city in Mexico. Just gross. Girls from Montebello all aspire to be teachers, but could learn a lot in the way of life themselves. Girls from Montebello get dumped by their boyfriends like a bad habit, then when they come sniffing around again for an easy piece, they take them back faster than you can blink! To keep these loser men, they will allow them to shack up with them in an attempt to be a sugar mama & gain affection. "Men" need them but do not want them. Girls from Montebello are fugly & try to have class & style, but are as ugly as the mole on your Aunt Fuli's upper lip!
That girl is so ugly! She must be from Montebello.
by your ex<i'm the one>your next November 29, 2011
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