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Mr. Monopoly

The smartest, sexiest, most intelligent people. People who are granted with this title are the elites of the elite.
by Teamumizoomi December 2, 2019
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monopoly

A game that makes children believe in a world of fantasy where battleships, thimbles, and hats are sentient and can own property. On the plus side, it raises the children to be investors and big-buisness types, which may not be on the plus side according to your views.
Monopoly made the child grow up to be a CEO who also thought he was a car.
by Vee Are Are Schee November 2, 2003
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Monopoly suicide

When a person is so fed up of playing a long game of Monopoly they try and lose all their money as soon as possible so they can get out.
In the fourth hour of an intense Monopoly game, Nora decided to try and land on Boardwalk with a hotel so she could commit Monopoly suicide and be free.
by monopolyqueen April 26, 2011
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Liberal Monopoly

A special version of the popular board game Monopoly, but with a few extra rules:

- One player gets designated the "Welfare Recipient." He sits on the GO square through the entire game, but every time someone else collects money from either rent or passing GO, he gets to collect 10% of it from that player for doing absolutely nothing.

- The Welfare Recipient can, on occasion, go to the Jail square at his leisure, but it is never his fault if he does so, and while there, all the other players must pay $20 every time they pass GO to keep him fed, clothed, warm, and with healthcare while he is in jail.

- On the return trip to the GO square from jail:

-- if the Welfare Recipient lands on any tax squares, the other players must pay it for him in equal shares;

-- if he lands on a rent square, the landlord collects rent from the bank instead of the Welfare Recipient

-- if he lands on Free Parking, he gets to collect any windfall to simulate taking his welfare check to the casino

-- if he lands on a railroad at the same time as another player, he may mug them for 1/5 of their total cash or, if that share would be less than $100, he can kill that player, ending the game for them.

The Welfare Recipient must also always use the CRACK PIPE as their piece of choice; if one doesn't exist, use a real one instead.
For some odd reason, the guy playing the Welfare Recipient is impossible to beat at Liberal Monopoly...
by JustAnotherGuy March 1, 2013
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monopolize

To take up one's time in their busy life.
She was monopolizing his time with kayaking adventures.
by Jenn May 9, 2003
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monopulate

the act of masturbation on a rainy day to the game of monopoly. usually occurs when alone. results may vary but almost always ends with the person rubbing monopoly money all over their sexual organ of choice and exclaiming "I'm RICH BITCH" at the point of climax.
Guy 1: Hey bud we've got nothing to do today... ugh... and it is raining.

Guy 2: I think I'm going to go home and make this day better by monopulating all over my freaking house.

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That little slut monopulates at her house every rainy day. You definitely can tell because that little bitch gets excited when i buy her anything. Not only that she gets off by imagining she is blowing off G.I. Joes for bubble gum money.
by kyjellyfighter February 13, 2010
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Mongolarian

A word used to describe someone who is stupid, retarded, or acts dumb.
"That guy over there is a proper mongolarian"

"Man don't act like a mongolarian"
by Testerpmi July 12, 2022
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