monkeywrench

The process by which a female bends a male's penis backwards between his legs and proceeds to suck him off.

In 2001, Mike Krzyzewski, head coach of the Duke University men's basketball team, reportedly gave each potential recruit a monkeywrench upon their official visit to campus. Being eventual Duke basketball players, they all enjoyed this very much.

by Jared Saltalamacchia February 16, 2008

monkeytorium

An area specifically designed for the safe and happy containment of monkeys or other primates.

Hey, that is a fine monkeytorium you have there. Perfect for a class 2 security gibbon.

by ChickenQuest Admin September 17, 2004

monkeywrencher

someone who looks like a monkey who got hit by a wrench

Kenneth looks like a monkeywrencher

by andremr12 May 9, 2011

monkeyforce

a secret group of monkeys after the notorios ownagest cap'n rain the quester. they are gonna try and kill cap'n rain the quester who will survive at all costs! by the way hes a pirate, arr

the monkeyforce are comin mateys! ill take these bastards

by raikean October 20, 2008

MonkeyCock

Yeah, that's it

I have a MonkeyCock

by ouwseven March 13, 2022

monkeytorch

A bad smell that makes you want to leave the room once it violates your nostrils

Bro: hey man did you rip ass in here
Bro 2: nah dawg this shit smells like MonkeyTorch

by Danky_m3m3_zone February 28, 2024

Greasy Monkeywrench

Using lotion during a handjob (see hj)
The penis represents a monkeywrench
Lotion represents grease
Thus a GREASY MONKEYWRENCH

Tommy:Dude last nite Lisa totaly gave me a Greasy Monkeywrench
Luis:Dude, I got one two nites ago
Tommy:Sweet dude
Luis:I know man

by fuckbitchesgetmoneyforlife July 2, 2011